17 October 2009

Now be honest

Is there anything that can't be solved with Google, razor blades and a head full of worms...

A man who performed an amateur circumcision on his four-year-old son on the floor of the family kitchen has been found guilty of criminal negligence.

Justice Marion Allan said D.J.W. ought to have known better, partly because a circumcision he earlier performed on himself led to bleeding, sutures and infection.

“The fact that the accused had previously ineptly circumcised himself exacerbates, rather than minimizes, his awareness of the risks of home circumcision and his negligence,” she noted.

The man prepared for his own circumcision by Internet research.
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6 comments:

Platty said...

Excuse me while I unpucker....

Oweeeee Oweeeee Oweeeee

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Neo Conservative said...

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you know what? this guy wants to filet his own catfish... i say go, er... crazy.

he does it on anyone else... never mind a defenseless child... that's a minimum 5 to 10 at the crowbar motel.

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beachnut said...

Yeesh. Ouch! Poor boy.
That being said, there is only one elderly Doctor in my town who does circumcisions,at $100.00, not covered by health care.
It's amazing what you can learn from the internet.

Neo Conservative said...

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"beachnut says... one elderly Doctor in my town who does circumcisions,at $100.00, not covered by health care."

personal story... neophyte was one of the 10 percent of unfortunate young lads who have to be circumcised later in life and let me tell you, even with a modern hospital, a urologist and general anesthesia... it was no party.

this nutbag deserves hard time. the kid deserves a new family.

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prairie dog said...

But...but he gave the boy ice cream afterwords,and let him pick a weeks worth of movies.

You mean all that doesn't make up for the slice and dice of a child fore skin???

You people are so hard.

/sarc off

Neo Conservative said...

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"prairie dog says... but he gave the boy ice cream afterwords"

hey... let's ask iggy.

i mean, if the liberal party can jump to the defense of this guy... are there really any limits?

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