"I did not have sex, er..."

"...any sort of disagreement... with that man"...

Iran's Foreign Ministry spokesman hailed his nation's negotiations in Geneva as a "national success."

Hassan Qashqavi told reporters Monday that Iran resisted foreign pressure about its nuclear program during the meeting last Thursday.

Funny... I guess that's what Hillary means by "somewhat successful."

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