19 April 2009

Dave's not here, man

The usual incoherent anonymous trolling oughta be a little lighter this afternoon...

"It's our first awakening," said Toronto Hash Mob founder Davin Christensen. "We're getting out of the house and showing everyone that the stoners haven't gone away."
And hey... I'm guessing their moms will be happy to see them off the basement couch.

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UPDATE: Looks like I spoke too soon...

Stoogeleft gets it on... with good buddies Dr Dawg and Canadian Cesspool.

And their call to arms brings the compassionate, intellectual leftosphere running...
You guys are just so cute.

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20 comments:

Balbulican said...

Thanks for the links - your participation in publicizing Mahmood's plagiarism and vapidity is much appreciated. :)

Neo Conservative said...

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bully/stooge... i am indeed quite willing to publicise your much celebrated "triumvirate of toddlers".

the lickspittle minions of "canadian cesspool" deserve as much attention as can be mustered.

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mahmood said...

Heh...oops, this "Heh" is authorized for use by Balbull only. All other rights are reserved unless expressly authorized in writing by the copyright owner (Balbull), any copying, exhibition, export, distribution or other use of this "Heh" or any part of it is strictly prohibited.

Balbull:...wandering(trolling)thru the Halls at 6:41 a.m., Apr.16/09(early bird, Vulture?)blubbers...

"Not complaining. It's kind of touching. When you first stole that paragraph and used it as your own, uncredited, at Nexus of Assholery, I was flattered"

Balbull(shit), don't balbull(shit) a bullshitter...that wasn't flattery pal, that was embarrassment and if you had half a brain you would include shame to see the hypocritical, sanctimonious crappola you spew come back and bite you in the ass.

Balbullshit...best served cold...enjoy Balbull.

Balbulican said...

Heh. Well, you enjoyed it enough to steal it, Mah.

Listen, I know you have to try to figure out some kind of stance that mitigates the embarassment of being caught. We're enjoying the chuckle (and seriously, Neo, thanks for the link.) A hint, though - when you humiliate yourself publicly, sometimes it's best not to bluster too loudly...just makes you look sillier. Just a suggestion.

Or, you could find someone ELSE who can actually write, steal their material as well, and hope you don't get caught again. :)

mahmood said...

Heh...oops, sorry Balbull...Balbull gurgles...

"mitigates the embar(r)assment of being caught"

you're confused son, I plagiarized that lousy dissertation 3 x's...once at Nexus, once at the Halls(the full meal deal) and the paragraph(at the Halls) you bit on...after setting the hook in your pie-hole the line immediately went limp, the tussle I was expecting was disappointing to say the least...hell, I put the gaffe away and reached for the oar to push you away from the boat...but now I need you to come a little closer so I can dig that hook out of your throat...pliers!...stat!

and as for enjoying the chuckle?...you have no idea my BFF Balbull...thanks.

Balbulican said...

Oh, of course. No, really, I understand perfectly. It was all a really clever hoax demonstrating your Machiavellian subtlety. I understand that, truly I do.

First rule of holes. Ring a bell? :)

Neo Conservative said...

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well, bully... they say you can tell a lot about a man... by the company he keeps.

say hi to cc for me.

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Louise said...

You go, Mahmood!!!

mahmood said...

Oh for the love of Balbull...that's not a spade in my hands, it's a rod and reel but tell ya what Balbull, we'll send down a rope and hook-up a ladder and haul your ass outta there.

Glad you're still reading me though, say, do mahmood a solid will ya and please don't hold this plagiarizing thingy against "neo" when you hand out the coveted and much sought after "link" to the StoogeLeftBunker...thank-you.

btw Balbull, for a guy that was by your edict to be ignored, not to be fed and scraped off a shoe... mahmood made out like a bandit...you da man Balbull!

Balbulican said...

Ah, Louise has arrived...now the triumvir of mindless is complete. Are you doing any better at understanding the threads, dear?

Nah, Mam, I don't hold the plagiarizing thing against Neo at all - nor against you, for that matter. You've given at least six bloggers smarter than yourself fodder for a good solid set of laughs today. No harm, no foul, my friend.

mahmood said...

Only six Balbull?...I have to question that after your count of..."triumvir of mindless"...you're here so that would make it a quartet...I'll assume you play a horn?

Neo Conservative said...

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yes, yes, bully... we know all about your... "six smart bloggers"... from past experience and remain quite unimpressed.

what else ya got, troll-boy?

a whole lot of proud, raucous crowing here, balbull... but who, apart from dawg & cc... would choose to shake your slimy, smelly pen hand.

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Balbulican said...

See, the thing is...as per the original comment Mahmood stole...in all seriousness, you run a site here that consists simply of you running a shallow observation based on a news story, and then...nothing. Usually no comments at all - sometimes a chorus of cretins agreeing - and the immediate reversion to some pretty simple minded trolling at any sign of disagreement.

I'm not complaining. When I want to talk to an intelligent conservative, I'll go to the Flea, to Jago's, or to one of the sites where the host actually cares about the quality of discussion. Hell, I've even had a couple of good discussions over at Nexus of Assholery, when Patrick is in a discursive mood. I don't come here for the quality of intellectual exchange. I come here for the same reason I visit Scenty's and Louise's sites - it's probably the same morbid fascination that makes snake houses and insect displays the most popular displays at a zoo.

I'm just curious. Can you point to one thread on your site where you actually managed to have an intelligent, articulate exchange of views with someone who disagreed with you?

Simple question. Can you?

mahmood said...

FYI neo, Jago pretty much ignores Balbull...and his stupidity.

Balbulican said...

Just to be clear, that was a serious question. Can you point to a thread in the history of your site where there was actually an exchange of ideas worth reading?

mahmood said...

...and Patrick at Nexus?...uses Balbull for practice.

Neo Conservative said...

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i also have a question, bully... please tell us why on earth you choose to be associated with the despicable individual who says to the mother of a slain canadian soldier...

"With all due respect, Wanda, fuck you and your grief. It's not the job of the rest of Canada to continue to let its soldiers die just so you can sleep better at night."*

Balbulican said...

"Can you point to a thread in the history of your site where there was actually an exchange of ideas worth reading?"

No? Not one? You can't point to even ONE thread where you handle disagreement like an adult?

Doesn't that strike you as a bit...pathetic?

"please tell us why on earth you choose to be associated with the despicable individual who says to the mother of a slain canadian soldier..."

Heh. Well, my "association" consists of periodically responding to threads on that blog. Since I also periodically respond to threads on your blog, as well as a host of others who express views that range from the idiotic to the odious, I think your characterization of "association" is a bit tenuous.

Neo Conservative said...

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dear bully... in what way, shape or form... do you imagine that i should feel accountable to you?

you aren't looking for conversation... you are, like cc, simply looking to mindlessly denigrate anyone you see as an opponent.

as for your "tenous connection"... to the despicable coward who spits in the face of the mother of a slain canadian soldier... it is not i who chooses to converse with canadian cesspool... rather than condemn him.

cc's very public animosity towards jews and women is legend. it is his hallmark. this type of behaviour is what deserves your scorn... but, in this instance, you are inexplicably absent. surely you don't share cc's opinions about jews and what he refers to as "the dumb cuntitude"?

your uncritical association with cc's despicable self speaks to your watery, unanchored character, bully.

your choice speaks volumes.

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Louise said...

Yawn.