27 April 2009

"Nah, we're cool"... says Mr Ten Percent

From the oft-quoted... "I did not have sex with that woman" files...

Pakistan asserted on Monday there was no danger of the Taliban getting hold of its nuclear arsenal and said the country's "nuclear capability was in safe hands”.

“I want to assure the world that the nuclear capability of Pakistan is under safe hands,” APP quoted President Asif Ali Zardari as telling a group of international journalists here.
Safe, Asif?

You mean... like your late wife?


That sounds so familiar...
"When you consider all this in tandem, with the fact that A.Q. Khan, Pakistan's foremost atomic scientist, is some sort of freebooting nuclear pirate, it's a little unsettling, to say the least."

Who is Asif Ali Zardari?



kursk said...

As of today, the baddies are 68km's from Islamabad.

I'd be worried if I were them...

Neo Conservative said...

the thing is... you also have to look at the bigger picture here.

india and pakistan have been on a low-intensity war footing since the not-so-recent partition of the indian sub-continent.

you think india... the other nuclear armed player in the region... is gonna stand by while osama waltzes into islamabad?

my guess is obama and the joint chiefs are, right this moment, shittin' their pants that india invades to secure the nukes... or launches a pre-emptive strike of some sort.

hillary isn't saying it... but today... that's job number one.

the fact that a radical islamic pakistan under bin-laden would be sharing the nuclear wealth with every crazy-ass tom, dick and omar in the middle east... is actually a secondary concern today.

bad juju, my friend... bad juju.


Anonymous said...

the check is in the mail, i did not have sex with that woman, islam is a religion of peace. ok. what's right or wrong with those statements?

Anonymous said...

You know A.Q. Khan worked for AECL? He holds some patents during his tenure at the company.

Neo Conservative said...

"flat, black and glows in the dark"... trust me... there's a hard rain coming.