22 July 2008

Sounds a little like...

...old age homes in Dalton McSlippery's socialist paradise...
Some inmates are living and sleeping in toilets because of jail overcrowding, a report says.

HM Inspectorate of Prisons found Doncaster jail's two-man cells had been turned into three-man cells by putting an extra bed in the toilet area.
But, surprise, surprise... the government isn't reacting by immediately throwing open the jail doors and releasing thousands of cons...
Justice Minister David Hanson said: "Thanks to the policies of this government since 1997, crime has fallen dramatically.

"This is the only post-war government to have overseen a cut in crime rather than an increase."

"We are unapologetic about our approach to law and order: it has made our communities safer and there is no greater priority for government."
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