31 July 2008

Carbon-credit...

...where credit is due...

-- EARTH -- "They called me foolish and laughed at my predictions. Yet even now, the Midwest is flooded, the ice caps are melting, and the cities are rocked with tremors, just as I foretold."

"Fools! Why didn't they heed me before it was too late?"

Al Gore—or, as he is known in his own language, Gore-Al—placed his son, Kal-Al, gently in the one-passenger rocket ship, his brow furrowed by the great weight he carried in preserving the sole survivor of humanity's hubristic folly.
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3 comments:

erfährtsehrgut said...

Support Dion's Project Greenfart.

erfährtsehrgut said...

It stinks.

Neo Conservative said...

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good ol' saint al... an inconvenient fraud.

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