21 April 2008

I don't get all the fuss here...

Tony Soprano has been doin' this for years...
"A green funeral typically means the body is not subjected to chemical embalming, there are no oversized, ornate caskets made of expensive wood and metal, no grave liners or protective vaults are used, there are no fancy headstones on the grounds, and no toxic emissions are released - as is the case during cremation."
I actually believe that after you die... what's left is just a slab of "soon to be spoiled meat" that should be cleaned up in fairly short order.

Anybody who's ever lost a Swedish meatball down the back of the stove knows exactly what I mean.

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FROM THE COMMENTS:
"The ultimate green funeral is running Gramma through a thermal depolymerization plant and turning her into bio fuel."
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LAST WORD: No whore like an eco-whore

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