23 April 2008

Hey Dawg... it's all good

Yeah... let's just trash all those stoo-pid, outdated "socially conservative values", huh?

-- LAKE WORTH, Fla. -- A Florida teenager is facing a charge of elder abuse after he allegedly made his senile grandmother wear a black mask and hold a handgun for a video.

Police in Lake Worth, Fla., say the 85-year-old woman is seen and heard on the video threatening to shoot "all the pigs."
Yessirree... out with the old... in with the new.
Authorities say 18-year-old Michael Alfinez was arrested Monday and charged with abusing an elderly person, discharging a firearm in public and improper exhibition of a dangerous weapon.


Anonymous said...

His ma sez it's just a misunderstanding...you know like when I misunderstood my ma when she said "put your bicycle away and come in and do some homework" and I peeled around the block one more time and then pa hung the bicycle on a nail for a week...kinda like that you know.

Neo Conservative said...

well... except for pissin' all over granny, that is.