"...to share the Scary Test."
Once you've located the necessary e-mail addresses, ISIS invites you to choose one of six specially designed e-cards.
Each one can be forwarded to up to six lovers, friends with benefits, or "tricks" to break the bad news as gently as possible.
If you wish, you can make your greeting more medically specific by choosing your particular disease ("Chlamydia, Crabs & Scabies, Gonorrhea," etc.) from a pull-down menu.
Hallmark, eat your heart out.