02 May 2018

So many murders...

...so little time...murder shirt**********

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When speaking to police, the 18-year-old man told them he was shot in a drive-by shooting near his home. Officers began to investigate, quickly finding out that no drive-by-shooting took place. “It was determined that the man shot himself accidentally.”

Police then executed a search warrant on his home and allegedly located a firearm, an undisclosed quantity of crack cocaine and a large amount of Canadian cash.