Speaking of "ludicrous"

So Chief... what you're saying is the first twenty-nine arrests are deductible?

-- VANCOUVER -- Saying his city is plagued by a "ludicrous" trend that sees career criminals released back onto the streets despite dozens of convictions, Vancouver's police chief is calling for a 30-strikes-and-you're-out policy for the worst chronic offenders.

Settle down there, Buford... you wanna take us back to the "dark ages"?

(h/t reader rich)