27 June 2008

More hurtful words

Did you hear the one about the obnoxious, whiny, drunken... ahhhhh, never mind...

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UPDATE: Ezra has the latest

"Finally, we have some top talent looking into the matter of what is or isn't funny. Forget about Jerry Seinfeld or Jay Leno; we've got the dour sourpusses at the HRCs on the file."

"Once they come up with the magic recipe, wannabe comedians around the world will simply have to follow the instructions of the HRCs, and -- presto! -- the laughs will follow."

"At least that's the logic of a government agency that seeks to be the arbiter of what is or isn't funny."
And you've gotta love it when he gets right down to the nitty-gritty...
If a lesbian tells a joke about lesbians, and it's not funny, do you still have to laugh?

"If you don't, is that discrimination?"
Gotta love it.

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9 comments:

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Anonymous said...

Hey you alcy!! If you are gonna appear in public like that, you have to deal with the jibes.

And guess that makes me an alca-phobic...

Neo Conservative said...

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so much for the mythical stereotype of the 'tough as nails' urban lesbian.

another one bites the dust.

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Jeff Davidson said...

i'm with you on this one. i guess there's a first for everything.

you can't turn up at a comedy club and start heckling without expecting to get slapped.

Neo Conservative said...

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"jeff davidson says... i'm with you on this one."

whaaaaa..?!?

holy crap... just fell right outta my chair... i got nuthin

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Jeff Davidson said...

well neo, i may not agree with alot of your perspectives, but i support your right to say them.

my 10 yr old daughter has been getting attention from the boys. some kid named " justin " likes her. his buddy " cameron " tells her at every opportunity.

it bugs her and she wants them to lay off. she asked me what to do. i told her to fight fire with fire.

this morning as i was dropping her off at summer camp, good ol' cameron rushes over to remind her that justin likes her.

my daughter, without missing a beat, stops in her tracks and says to the kid, " yeah well i heard you like justin."

he was speechless. problem solved.

i told her to get used to attention from boys and that the day would come when she would actually like it.

i then told her that when that day comes and she wants to bring him home to meet, justin will have to deal with me.

Neo Conservative said...

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"jeff says... my daughter, without missing a beat, stops in her tracks and says to the kid, 'yeah well i heard you like justin'."

oh jeff... you gotta stop right freakin' there... i'm gonna start thinkin' you're a real human being.

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Jeff Davidson said...

i tell you something else...

i don't think miller's plan to close gun clubs will do anything to curb crime in toronto.

now back to regularily scheduled programming..

harper's decision to appoint paradis to his post underlines harper's willingness to sell his soul and a good amount of our federal tax dollars to curry favour in quebec. the prick.

Neo Conservative said...

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"jeffy bugboy snarls... 'harper... the prick'"

oh, thank gawd... he's back.

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