"I admit that I'm no master spin doctor -- maybe a spin intern -- but I have a hunch that whispering amongst yourselves while a reporter is on the phone with you might not be projecting the image of an accountable government agency with nothing to hide."*
"Muting the call twice, though, is just priceless."
Ah... hang on a sec, willya?
I... ah... think my... ah... mom wants to speak with me...