26 December 2010

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-- MONTREAL -- Preteens dabbling in vandalism, bullying and truancy are more likely to be in trouble with the law as teenagers, according to a new study by Montreal researchers.

The more troubled kids – the ones who regularly stole, destroyed property, bullied other kids and got into fights – were found to be six times more likely to sell drugs, eight times more likely to be arrested, nine times more likely to join a gang and 11 times more likely to carry a weapon as teenagers than their peers.
Hmmm... if only we were able to identify that particular troubling demographic and target it with all our resources.
The youngest killed by bullets in 2010 were Sealand White and Devonte Gondwe-Prosperboth 15.
Oh, right... I forgot.

We're not even allowed to talk about this stuff.

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2 comments:

Powell lucas said...

Wow! And it took a bunch of government funded, doughnut eating, coffee swilling academics to tell us that. If only we had known. What's that you say?: we've known that for years but we allowed another bunch of government funded, doughnut eating, coffee swilling academics to tell us that we should ignore it since these little sociopaths are just poor, misunderstood children.

Neo Conservative said...

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hmmm... so the same neglected, single parent, welfare craphole kids that are causing all this mayhem from a very early age... are the very same same kids that grow up to be violent thugs & career criminals, huh?

who could possibly have predicted that one?

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