The solution is obvious... isn't it?
Full-body scanners, patdowns and a National Bibliophile Registry...
Yes, of course... if only we banned crossbows... that'd fix everything.
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UPDATE: Shooter arrested
An Ottawa man Zhou Fang, 24, is due in court today to face a first-degree murder charge.**********
Police say the two men knew each other.
UPDATE2:
The man shot to death with a crossbow in a Toronto library Thursday was the father of the man accused of killing him, police have confirmed.**********
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13 comments:
Oh great ... now the lefties and feminists are going to demand a national crossbow registry to somehow prevent hunting accidents like this from happening.
For crying out loud, if I was paranoid I would think they were pulling an all out assault on crossbows. We still have that gentleman that got scooped up and incarcerated during the G20 in jail as a suspected would be assassin or something..
Currently they are NOT a restricted weapon in Ontario, odd considering bear mace requires an oath and a signature. But still leave my bows alone.....
Yeah, a man was murdered and that's pretty funny.
Ok - that has got to be the strangest 'series of events' put into a newspaper article.
I wonder what book he wanted to take out?
Go to the Was Museum in Ottawa. See a crossbow a German POW made from pieces of his bunk. 'Nuff said.
Kinda ironic that he used a crossbow, but he was probably scared of the librarian, you know, quiet..
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"brian says... a man was murdered and that's pretty funny."
really, brian? funny in what way?
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Neo Conservative, perhaps I sould have been more clear. Simply put, I don't find the murder to be a joking matter... and so I wonder at your post and many of the comments that followed.
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"brian says... don't find the murder to be a joking matter"
hey, brian... more good news for you... both the deceased and the man who brutally murdered him are apparently chinese.
now you can start screaming about racism.
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update: and, of course... nobody saw this coming...
Court documents show slain man had two previous domestic violence convictions.
Cheng assaulted his wife of 16 years, Nora Fang, at their Mintwood Dr. home on May 5, 2002 in the presence of the couple’s son Zhou Fang, and Nora’s 84-year-old mother, court documents stated.
A court synopsis of the incident indicated Cheng said: “I am the ruler of this house and everybody has to do what I say.”
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"Oh great ... now the lefties and feminists are going to demand a national crossbow registry to somehow prevent hunting accidents like this from happening."
Actually, crossbow's have been legislated for quite some time. Every since some guy in Ottawa killed his with with a crossbow back in the mid-'90's.
Whats next?Do i have to register my bow and arrow?Dont laugh i really have an archery set!
Joshua
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how about... instead of focusing on inanimate objects... we start up a "national sociopath registry"?
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