01 April 2009

Mild-mannered Toronto lawyer...

...sets historical legal precedent, with astonishing and innovative "Telepathic Super-Hero Powers" argument...
“I know in my heart it was one of those people from the hearing,” he said, though he admitted he has no evidence. “I'm positive, but how am I going to prove it?”
No word yet on whether the presiding Judge will allow lawyer Gordon Goldman to wear "Amazing X-Ray" spectacles to cross examine his evil arch-enemies.

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