06 July 2007

Rural Crime Wave... the sequel

Staff Sgt. Tony MacKinnon vows to "crack" this whodunnit...
"It may take all the king's horses and all the king's men, but we will solve this case."

Anyone missing a four-foot-high Humpty Dumpty figure should contact Belleville police.

The statue turned up on the front lawn of a Tracey Street home earlier this week and has yet to be claimed by its owner.
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SOLVED: Humpty goes home
According to Staff Sgt. Wayne MacKinnon, the owner of the Quinte Bowl and miniputt centre on Highway 62 called after a friend read The Intelligencer story about the peculiar find.
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LAST WORD: A Liberal is a Conservative who ...

Hasn't been mugged yet.
So let me get this straight, Ms Shewchook advocates for prisoner rights, which includes reduced sentences and living conditions similar to Hilton Hotels and now is pissed that a young thug had the audacity to mug her and is only going serve 3 years.
(via SDA)