IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE

And the hits just keep on coming.

FORMER SNOWBOARDING INSTRUCTOR...

...and part-time Drama Teacher, tells us, yet again, what's best for us...

"When pressed on the matter on Friday, Trudeau said that his government would continue to make 'the right decisions' for Canadians, saying the decision was made on the 'best recommendations' of our experts."

Isn't that exactly what Justin said about WE Charity?

WAIT A MUSLIM DISAPPEARING MOMENT!

"China is believed to have detained one million Uyghurs and other Muslim minorities in a dystopian network of “re-education” camps."

And what about Michael Spavor and Michael Kovrig?

“You can’t fight gun violence..."

"...on just one front,” says PM Care Bear... ignoring criminals as he goes after legal, registered firearms owned by law-abiding citizens. 

TELL THAT TO THE DRIFTWOOD CRIPS:

"Those who keep their blacklisted weapons would have to abide by strict conditions. They would have to agree not to use the weapons, to import or acquire any more of them or to bequeath them to anyone else."

CALLING ALL CITIZEN/STASI:

It's about more than KungFlu snitches...

"The bill would also create "red flag" and "yellow flag" laws which would allow individuals to apply to a court for the immediate removal of someone's firearm."

Pissed off about the divorce Delores? Let's get you some post-split satisfaction.

FROM THE COMMENTS:

"Those of you saying this will accomplish nothing are incorrect."

"It will buy votes in Liberal-friendly ridings, and it will distract from the vaccine disaster."

RELATED: The usual, well... you know...

One man is in custody and an arrest warrant has been issued for a second suspect allegedly involved in a series of bank robberies in North York, Mississauga and Brampton over the past six weeks.

LAST WORD:  So Justin... you really want to save lives?

Canada has the worst rate of drunk-driving deaths in the developed world. With an estimated 1,500 fatalities every year, it is Canada’s leading cause of criminal death, well above the 600 to 700 Canadians who die annually in homicides.

ASK A BLACK INTELLECTUAL...

...I dare you...

"But we should all want to stay in touch with reality. Common sense and much evidence suggest that, on the whole, people are not being arrested, convicted, and sentenced because of their race.

Those in prison are, in the main, those who have broken the law—who have hurt others, or stolen things, or otherwise violated the basic behavioral norms which make civil society possible."

NOT SEEING THE 'AFFIRMATIVE' HERE:

"I suppose it would be possible to come up with a better plan to destroy black academic performance than by telling black students not to worry about getting the right answer to a math problem, but I can’t think what it would be."

AN ODD SORT OF RACISM:

At least 20 people were shot and four people were murdered during the extended holiday weekend in Chicago, police said Tuesday.

CPD Superintendent David O. Brown said Monday that officers have taken 1,180 illegal firearms off the Windy City streets so far in 2021 and have made 827 related arrests.

Build a wall... top it with glass shards...

......dot it with gun towers and lay landmines...Apparently, the first three massacres were deductable...

MEXICO CITY -- A human limb led police to more human remains in the Guadalajara metropolitan area this week: nearby were 18 garbage bags containing human remains.

Municipal officers on patrol saw the limb and began a search, finding the bags among the weeds in a ravine in Zapopan.

It was the fourth find of dumped or buried bodies in the greater Guadalajara area in a month

Seems President Grandad isn't losing any sleep...

A DHS spokesperson stated that untested border crossers are continuing to be released into the U.S. interior as long as they are not exhibiting coronavirus symptoms.

Some 25,600 migrants enrolled in the Remain in Mexico program are to be released into communities in El Paso and Brownsville, Texas, and San Diego, California.

WHITE HOUSE DOUBLES DOWN:

"President Joe Biden will reportedly introduce an immigration bill this week that will provide 11 million illegal aliens citizenship and expand the refugee resettlement program."

Resetting America... one skinny white ass...

...at a time...

The Biden administration has broken with historical norms by firing Trump-appointed members of independent agencies serving fixed terms.

One Democrat supporting the effort says this must be done because some of the appointees are too white.

Removing members of independent agencies serving fixed terms is unprecedented.

IT'S WHAT DEMOCRATS DO:

"I doubt even North Korean State TV would allow an anchor to "interview" his own brother and use their airwaves to declare him a Great and Noble Leader."

The Future's So Bright...

...I gotta wear blackface...

According to LinkedIn, hiring for Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion positions has increased 90% since 2019.

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH:

Toronto police are investigating after a number of shots were fired through the door of a home in the Jane and Finch area around 4 p.m. on Family Day."

INNUENDO

Honestly... I've got nuthin'...Nope... not a joke. 

Buy your anus-casting kit here.

As usual... the real gold here is...

...in the comments...

"I have no idea who Rob Gill is, but our PM appears to be more infatuated with him than he is with Sophie."

RELATED: PM Care Bear... not that choosey apparently

THE MUSIC THAT SOOTHES MENS SOULS

UPDATE: Homicide #5/2021

Hassan Ali,, 23, a controversial and well-known figure in Toronto’s underground hip hop scene has been charged with accessory after the fact to murder in the shooting death of Hashim Omar Hashi.

Last September, Ali was arrested and charged for mischief after allegedly stopping rush hour traffic on Highway 401 to shoot a music video.

BUT WAIT... THERE'S MORE:

Ricketts explained he has used the name Arez since he was 14, and that he makes “trap” music, a hip hop genre that focuses on drug use and urban violence.

UPDATE2: Homicide #7/2021

Toronto residents Kevon Shemar Foo, 24, Day Juan Francis, 21, and Jasanthan Kandiah, 21, were arrested on Saturday and have each been charged with first-degree murder, attempted murder, and discharging a firearm with intent.

LAST WORD: I have only one question...

What typical 14-year-old girl is up entertaining at 3am on a weekday?

Ah, Jane & Finch... say no more.

Black Lives Matters Toronto was apparently unavailable for comment.

#Karma

The capricious and unknowable "Will of, well... you know..."Yikers... there's gonna be a run on Virgins in Paradise...

At least 30 Taliban fighters have been killed in an explosion at a mosque in Afghanistan during a bomb-making class.

IN OTHER RELIGION OF PEACE NEWS:

While the government has justified the curfew as a means of curbing the spread of the coronavirus, it has mandated a “total curfew” only for Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays, which conveniently sync with the days of the papal trip.

Iraq’s Prime Minister, Mustafa Al-Kadhimi stated, “The visit of His Holiness the Pope will contribute to consolidating stability and spreading the spirit of brotherhood in Iraq and the region,”

The curfew will be lifted on March 8, the day of the pope’s return trip to Italy.

Government forgives $7.4 million loan

Your taxpayer dollars... his billionaire friends...

The Trudeau government has closed the file on two multi-million-dollar loans for the highly affluent Irving family after they discovered that the Irving family simply has no intention of paying their debts.

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR, WOKIES...

...YOU MIGHT JUST GET IT...

Minneapolis on Friday backtracked on its original push to defund the city’s police department after residents begged the city to hire more officers, citing longer response times and increased violent crime.

The City Council on Friday voted unanimously to approve $6.4 million in additional funding that police had requested.

AND SEATTLE ISN'T FAR BEHIND:

According to the DSA report, at least 130 Seattle businesses have permanently closed and about 47,000 jobs were lost in the downtown area in the first half of the year.

Rest of Canada wishes it could be...

...as jazzy, clever & metropolitan as Quebec...

Montreal-based furniture store Structube caught some serious online flak for giving a pair of trashcans common Arab men's names.

A stainless steel bin named "Walid" and garbage can named "Wassim" have been removed from the store's website.

LAND OF FOURTH, FIFTH & SIXTH CHANCES:

Police in Quebec have issued an arrest warrant for a federal inmate who walked out of an Indigenous healing lodge in the Lanaudiere region and did not return.

David Everett Alexson, 51, who is serving an indeterminate sentence at the Waseskun Healing Lodge has two convictions for second-degree murder.

I guess, he too, admires...

...their basic dictatorship...

Huawei Canada’s Vice-President of Government Relations repeatedly would not condemn the arbitrary detention by China of Michael Kovrig and Michael Spavor.

VP Morgan Elliott dodged several requests for him to state clearly whether the company condemns the detention of the two Michaels.

A Tale of Two Militaries

The pledge for a new United States Navy task force has some very progressive-sounding language in it that looks like it was written by a woke campus diversity officer.

Meanwhile in China, they are developing "biologically enhanced super soldiers."

IN OTHER UNICORNS & FAIRY DUST NEWS:

Jen Psaki announced that President Biden is planning to shut down the prison at Guantanamo Bay.

Eventually. Maybe.

IT'S TIME TO FIGHT BACK

"The media is trying to divide this country."

"You are bloodthirsty for ratings, and as such, you’re asking questions now that are already set up with a fact pattern."

"I can’t believe you would ask me a question indicating that 'it’s alright just to doctor a little bit of evidence'."

RELATED:   It's funny because it's true

NEED ANOTHER EXAMPLE?

Hosting a primetime cable news show because you are the son of a former governor and the brother of a current governor isn’t an easy life.

Sometimes you are forced to make tough decisions, like ignoring a bombshell report that puts your big brother in a bad light.

Why would anyone trust the mainstream media?

NO DEER...

NOT A SINGLE AR15...

"Toronto Police are searching for three suspects following a late night shooting in the area of Broadview and Danforth avenues just before midnight."

And...

"A man has been transported to the hospital with life-threatening injuries following a shooting in an Etobicoke neighbourhood near The Westway and Martin Grove Road."

RELATED: No Gun... No Problem...

MONTREAL -- A 14-year-old boy is in critical condition in the hospital after he was stabbed in an apartment building in the Montreal suburb of Cote-Saint-Luc on Sunday.

Police found the 40-year-old male suspect in the basement of the building and arrested him.

ENOUGH SCRIPTED POLITICAL THEATRE

I'm so old I remember when elected representatives of the people actually got real shit done...

Former President Trump was acquitted in an unprecedented second impeachment trial on the charge of inciting an insurrection for the Jan. 6 Capitol riot, making him the first and only president to be impeached and acquitted twice in history.

"This has been yet another phase of the greatest witch hunt in the history of our country," Trump said.

The penultimate punchline was when Dems bluff got called...

"Yeah, we want witnesses too... starting with Nancy Pelosi."

 BONUS DEM TEARS: That was a close run thing...

“Can we build the Keystone Pipeline if we add Hunter Biden to the board?”

LAST WORD: Now, let's impeach Kamala...

“Using the manager’s proposed standard, is there any coherent way for Donald Trump’s words to be incitement and Kamala Harris’s words not to be incitement?”

DARNED "TORONTO MAN" STRIKES AGAIN

"One man was taken into custody after multiple shots were allegedly fired inside the Cambridge OnRoute at around dinnertime on Friday night, according to the provincial police."

“Officers got to the scene, located a male, put him into custody and it is now under investigation,” said OPP Sgt. Kerry Schmidt.

His name? Sorry, brah... thats classified information. 

RELATED:  At least two sides to every story...

 Side One:

SURREY, B.C. - The man who shot and injured a Metro Vancouver Transit Police officer at a Surrey SkyTrain station says he is remorseful for his actions.

Daon Glasgow, 37, addressed the court to offer his apology at his sentencing hearing, which began Friday.

Side Two:

Crown prosecutor Jodie Harris noted that Glasgow had just recently been released from prison for serving 10 years for manslaughter when he violated his parole and then robbed the dispensary, where he shot a customer in the leg.

"Our Progenitor, who art in Atmosphere..."

"...Hallowed be thy naughty bits..."

"If we recognize Wokeism as a religion, the fact that it has attracted fanatical adherents who engage in self-mutilation and self-punishment is not really surprising."

There are records of sainted women driving nails into their chests or burning their genitals with pork fat."

TIME TRAVEL WITH ME:

"I'm just waiting for the Vampire-Canadian community to start demanding supplemental dental coverage and regular home deliveries of bags of blood."

GOTTA WATCH OUT FOR TRUE BELIEVERS:

"BLM protest leader Cameron Williams fired From library for removing conservative books and burning them."

Membership Has Its Privileges

Imagine if the assailant was a 40 year old white woman...Black Lives Matter London was apparently mysteriosly unavailable for comment...

"The ‘Pimlico Pusher’, who shoved a 'white bitch' in her sixties into the path of a moving bus, has been allowed to walk out of court a free woman."

FROM THE COMMENTS:

"The victim was thrown under a bus a second time."

IN OTHER #DIVERSITYSTRONGISTAN NEWS:

"A rapper accused of knifing a new father to death told a court he only made songs about stabbing people because it was ‘what fans want to hear.’"

Meanwhile, Mayor Khan's Londonistan continues to deteriorate.

Gangbangers dropping bodies all over...

...PM Care Bear responds by going after farmers, hunters and skeet shooters...

"OTTAWA — The Liberal government is poised to introduce legislation as early as next week aimed at strengthening gun control."

I bet the Driftwood Crips are shakin' in their Air Jordans. 

 BREAKING: Speaking of "the usual suspects"...

"A man is in hospital in critical condition after a shooting at a plaza in the area of The Westway and Martin Grove Road, in Etobicoke Friday evening.

The shooter is described as a Black male, between 20 and 25 years old."

You really think taking away my varmint rifle is gonna magically clean up "the hood?" 

WHO"S ZOOMIN" WHO?

“Every week it’s two or three youth we are burying or sending to Sunnybrook," said Shamso Elmi. Elmi is among the group of Somali mothers in the 'Mending the Crack in the Sky initiative'."

LAST WORD: Will victims of drunk drivers...

...now be able to sue Toyota or General Motors?

"This decision by the judge is a stepping-stone for the plaintiffs, who must now seek approval of the other aspects of the lawsuit certification."

From the folks who brought you...

...melamine in baby formula...

"China’s exploitation of products made by Supermicro, as the U.S. company is known, has been under federal scrutiny for much of the past decade, according to 14 former law enforcement and intelligence officials familiar with the matter."

THEIR BASIC DICTATORSHIP:

"China has refused to give raw data on early COVID-19 cases to a World Health Organization-led team probing the origins of the pandemic, said Dominic Dwyer, an Australian infectious diseases expert who is a member of the team."

That's some "religion of Peace"

...you've got there, Mo...

Fourteen people have been arrested in Denmark and Germany on suspicion of preparing one or several attacks in the two countries, Danish police said Friday.

Justice Minister Nick Haekkerup said late Thursday on Twitter that “the case shows that the terrorist threat against Denmark remains serious.”

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE WHITEHOUSE:

President Joe Biden continues rapidly dismantling former President Donald Trump’s effort to secure the U.S. border with Mexico.

And, apparently, he'd rather be "Pals with the Pallies"...

The White House Friday sidestepped a question on whether Israel and Saudi Arabia are "important allies" of the United States.

The White House has faced growing questions over why Biden has failed to speak with the leader of Israel, a longtime strategic partner in the Middle East, since entering office more than three weeks ago.

Oh... it gets better...

Secretary of State Antony Blinken on Friday announced he is removing Yemen’s Houthi rebels from the U.S.’s list of foreign terrorist organizations next week.

I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND, ANAKIN

“We’re eager to bring Gina’s talent to Americans who love her, and we’re just as eager to show Hollywood that if they want to keep cancelling those who think differently, they’ll just be helping us build the Xwing to take down their Death Star.”

BIDEN SPOX CAUGHT MAKING THREATS:

White House spokesman TJ Ducklo has been suspended without pay for threatening to “destroy” a Politico journalist for reporting about his relationship.

So, what would the Biden Administration say qualifies as "a firing offense?" 

LAST WORD:  Hey, Hollywood, I'm looking at you

MAYBE IT IS TIME TO PANIC

LONDON — "The decline in U.K. GDP in 2020 was the largest in more than 300 years, according to Bank of England data."

NOTHING LASTS FOREVER:

“It’s as if they just vanished. Maybe most of the people migrated, taking their stones – their ancestral identities – with them.”

WHO SHOOTS AT A CAR KNOWING...

...THERE'S A BABY INSIDE?

The province’s police watchdog has confirmed that a one-year-old boy who was killed during a confrontation between his father and Ontario Provincial Police officers last year was struck by police gunfire.

No charges were announced Thursday and the SIU said the investigation is ongoing.

Sorry, seventy-seven days to make this announcement is unacceptable. 

  THE REAL QUESTION:

"They all discharged their firearms."

"The question then becomes: Is that co-ordinated, organized discharge?"

"Or is it that all of a sudden this person has a gun, and now we’re all just going to shoot at him?"

You only get to vote for Socialism...

...once...

Whistleblower documents revealed a Philadelphia elementary school, ranked as one of the worst-performing schools in Pennsylvania, forced fifth graders to act out a “Black Power” rally in honor of radical Marxist Angela Davis and to celebrate “black communism.”

Come for the Pyjama Party...

...stay for the penetrating trauma...

A 14-year-old girl girl is in hospital with critical injuries following an overnight shooting at 25 Stong Court, near Jane Street and Finch Avenue in North York, Just before 3 a.m. on Friday.

Four suspects were seen fleeing the area on foot. A description of the suspects has not been released.

Oh, it gets better...

"In November, it was a 12-year-old boy shot and killed by gunshots fired from the same building’s parking lot."

THE MAYOR REACTS:

"These spurts of activity of this kind are extremely disconcerting."

RELATED: Canada, land of second, er... fifth chances...

A bail hearing is set for today for Amir Abdulrahman, the second man charged with first-degree murder in the hit-and-run death of a Calgary police officer.

Abdulrahman was wanted on outstanding warrants, including for failing to appear in court, at the time of his arrest.

BUT WAIT... THERE'S MORE:

A man is in hospital with life-threatening injuries following a shooting in North York on Songwood Drive, near Finch and Islington avenues shortly after 4:30 a.m. Friday morning.

It is unknown if this incident is connected to the shooting at nearby Stong Court.

LAST WORD: Reaping the whirlwind...

TORONTO -- Eight people have been charged in connection with a shooting that took place one year ago in the parking lot of a mall in Thornhill, Ont.

Four people—identified by police as 40-year-old Tomikeo Alphonso of Milton, 39-year-old Mohamad El-Zahawi of Toronto, 23-year-old Filippo Genova of Toronto and 36-year-old Omer Zahawi of Vaughan — are facing attempted murder charges.

SHUTUP AND TAKE MY RUBLES!

Mechanical genius or world class cinematographer?

You decide...

"Hello! I remember how as a child, my grandfather had a Ural with a cradle, the motorcycle seemed so huge and powerful, it rumbled throughout the village. Grandfather watched him and prepared for summer every winter."

"We went to the river, he fished, and I sat in the Urals and taxied, thinking that when I grow up I will definitely buy myself one."

BONUS ENGINEERING:   The Flying Millyard

DO THE REICH THING

Let me understand what's happening here... you're saying Donald Trump is being impeached for inciting unrest? 

Seriously?

THE YEAR WE LOSE FREE SPEECH:

"Lucasfilm didn't fire Gina Carano they fortified the power of the dark side."

"Is there a name for a phenomena where you could call someone 'literally Hitler' one day, and then be outraged that someone else was called Hitler the next day, 'because people shouldn't do that'?"

Gimme my freakin Global Warming now!

If it only saves one life...

"Icy conditions in Texas have led to a massive pile-up on Interstate 35W in Fort Worth with five fatalities and an unknown number of people injured, as authorities urge residents to stay home."

♫ "Ain't no Mountain high enough..."

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a historic move, the U.S. Senate decided to switch to voting by mail for Trump's second impeachment trial.

The Senate then moved on to other business, passing universal healthcare by a margin of 320,000 to 4.

Oh, it gets better...

"I don’t want to live in a world where we can’t force nuns to kill babies."

INVESTIGATE THIS!

Gov. Andrew Cuomo’s (D-NY) top aide admitted that her team withheld the number of deaths related to COVID-19 in New York’s nursing homes to shield the Cuomo government from federal investigation and political scrutiny.

The Euphemisms Will Balance Themselves

VAKZINE MACHT FREI

Prime Minister Justin Trudeau dismissed concerns about travellers being detained in federal facilities emphasizing that the forced quarantines are “medically based isolations.”

So far, 11 facilities have been designated as "Isolation Centres across the country.

So... soylent green IS people. 

THE GREAT RESET IS COMING FOR YOU:

Because You Ate A Burger You Enabled The China Flu Pandemic.

TIME TRAVEL WITH ME TO 2009:

The Canadian Press Harris-Decima poll suggests interest in the swine flu vaccine has declined in Canada, with only a third of people now saying they will get the shot, compared to 45 per cent in late August.

NO THANKS, LYING WORKS FINE FOR US:

"No official correction was issued to the media following the original news release."

Beats Day-Drinking

"Calm the F**K Down is a great book for parents and kids, and if you're worried about the swear words, don't be - they've seen far worse on those YouTube videos they've been watching on the sly when they were supposed to be doing social studies."

THE GREAT RESET CLAIMS ANOTHER VICTIM:

"Twitter has locked the accounts of Project Veritas and the group’s founder James O’Keefe. The account limiting comes shortly after Project Veritas published an exposé on Facebook’s VP of Integrity, Guy Rosen."

Live and don't learn...

...and die...

Investigators found an arsenal of so-called military-grade weapons including explosives and detonators in the Paris suburbs of Val-de-Marne after raiding a local drug trafficking network.

In 2017, police found a cache of weapons that included an anti-tank bazooka along with sawn-off shotguns.

Later that year, investigators found another large arsenal of weapons in a garage outside the city of Chartres.

I guess President Grandad still needs...

...all the help he can get...

"MSNBC published an op-ed Tuesday comparing Adolf Hitler’s ability to speak and sway others at his 1924 trial with former President Donald Trump speaking at his impeachment trial."

UPDATE: Homicide #9/2021

No mistaken identity here...

Harry Lainas, 47, a longtime Ontario Hells Angel was shot to death "execution-style" in the parking garage of an apartment building on Danforth Avenue on Tuesday night.

There's a relief... how confusing would it have been, if this dude had been shot to death philharmonic-style?

Lainas narrowly escaped an attempt on his life roughly two years ago.

RELATED: How they do it in the T-dot...

Police say there were reports of two people shooting at each other Wednesday night and one of them was struck. Both people then got into separate cars and fled the scene.

EXPORTING MAYHEM TO COW COUNTRY:

Anthony Mitchell, 19, of Maple, Elijah Cromwell, 19, of Brampton, and two Mississauga boys, 14 and 16, are charged with robbery, using an imitation firearm, wearing a disguise with intent and possession of property obtained by crime.

Daphne Tran, 21, of Mississauga, faces one count of robbery.

Just a cotton-pickin' second, Mr Mayor...

...that sounds a little racist to me...

TORONTO - “Elevated levels of gang activity are behind a recent spike in violent crime in Toronto" that saw three people shot to death in a little over a 24-hour span, says Mayor John Tory.

ALSO JOHN TORY: Both sides of his mouth...

“I think that kind of talk about sort of, you know, where this all arises from, or sort of who’s to blame, is not very constructive.”

Until, you know... people start falling like bowling pins. 

RELATED: Families of dead beg to differ

"Samuel Berchie said his son Michael may have been meeting a new girlfriend and was killed in a case of mistaken identity."

There appears to be a bit of that going around...

Toronto Police Homicide Det-Sgt Ted Lioumanis said they are considering whether the murder of Hashim Omar Hashi may have been a case of “mistaken identity.”

The political prisoners...

...will balance themselves...

"The Trudeau Liberals have officially released a statement apologizing to the Chinese public and government over T-shirts with a spoofed Wu-tang clan logo, reading "WUHAN" on the front."

Can Twerking be far behind?

"TIL Breakdancing has become an Olympic sport.

“Breaking” officially added to the medal events program at the 2024 Paris Games."

FROM THE COMMENTS:

"And jousting is shafted once again."

TORONTO: Homicide #9/2021

The hits just keep on coming...

One person has died following a shooting in a parking garage near Danforth and Oak Park avenues.

There is no suspect information so far.

It's a legal system...

...not a justice system...

“There is absolutely nothing that can be done to spin the death of all of my children and my father into something good.

The idea that three innocent kids have to pay the price for him to learn a common sense lesson about decency, responsibility, and road safety is repugnant.”

MEANWHILE... JUST ACROSS THE POND:

Hannah gave West Midlands Police details of houses, hotels, and even a public library where the abuse took place — but after arresting nine males who gave no-comment interviews, nothing happened, with the force dropping the case in 2015.

GOTTA HAVE PRIORITIES I GUESS:

The city of Toronto will pay $766,800 per month — or up to $8.1 million over 10 months — if it uses all 254 rooms in the Novotel on the Esplanade for a homeless hotel, a city document says.

This is the fourth Silver Hotel group property in Toronto to rent out rooms to the city to house the homeless.

I'M FROM THE GOVERNMENT...

...I'm here to ignore you...

Eight days after the COVID-19 pandemic was declared, a broker notified the Prime Minister’s Office of the offer, stating they needed to act fast if they wanted to secure the shipment.

"Honeywell has the capacity to manufacture N95 masks for Canada."

Managers advised Honeywell to step to the back of the line of 26,000 registered suppliers and pursued Chinese vendors instead.

IT'S ONLY MONEY, RIGHT JUSTIN:

OTTAWA — "Some of the thousands of Canadians told they’d have to repay federal emergency COVID-19 benefits will get to keep the money after all."

Plenty of danegeld to go around...

"Even inmates at a prison in Trois-Rivières, Que. have received CERB cheques, according to a Radio-Canada report."

REUNITING AMERICA...

...one really smug, old millionaire rocker at a time...

♫ "Wash away my troubles...
wash away my pain...
With the rain in Shambala
Wash away my sorrow...
wash away my shame...
With the rain in Shambala" ♫

"God said, 'I need somebody willing to fly to Kansas, get up before dawn for makeup and wardrobe, hit his marks, drive a topless Jeep in 35 degree temps, then fly to LA for studio V/O and post-production' • so He made a Springsteen."

UPDATE: Heroes often fail...

"Bruce Springsteen was arrested for DWI and reckless driving in his home state, it was revealed Wednesday."

A message for President Grandad

Be careful what your puppetmasters tell you, you wished for...

‘Green jobs’ in the German renewables sector have collapsed by 50 per cent in less than a decade.

No prizes for guessing where they’ve gone instead – but here’s a clue: it begins with ‘C’ and ends with ‘-hina’.

Truly, we live in troubled times

Sorry, Tess... I'm with Chuck Darwin here...It's tough being a visionary fashionista...

Gorilla Glue says Tessica's saga is a unique situation and the product she used "is not indicated for use in or on hair as it is considered permanent."

GG says the spray adhesive is intended for mounting things to surfaces such as paper, cardboard, wood, laminate and fabric.

Our sources say Tessica's hired an attorney and is weighing her legal options against Gorilla Glue.

We're told the label on the product she used says do not use on eyes, skin or clothing ... with no mention of hair, which Tessica feels is misleading.

UPDATE:  Don't give up hope, Tessica

Our sources say Beverley Hills plastic surgeon Dr. Michael Obeng feels so bad for Tessica, he's performing the procedure for free. It's no small gesture, we're told the estimated cost is $12,500.

UPDATE2:  Gorilla Glue Challenge

Len Martin, a Louisiana man who was suspicious of recent reports about a woman who put Gorilla Glue in her hair reportedly ended up in a hospital after gluing a Solo cup to his lip.

"This is not a challenge you want to try," Martin said.

Gimme that Global Warming...

...please, please, please...

"ICE-RAVAGED Britain is set for another 10 inches of snow today as temperatures drop to -18C."

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH:

"The arctic high-pressure system will again bring wind chill temperatures of as low as -50 degrees to the Upper Plains and Upper Midwest."

Presumptive Republican Nominee 2024

And they're gunnin' for him already...

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) defended himself after critics condemned him for taking his mask off at the Super Bowl.

“How the Hell am I going to be able to drink a beer with a mask on?”

SWAMP REFILLED:

Vivek Murthy, President Biden’s pick for surgeon general, cashed in last year as the Chinese coronavirus pandemic gripped the nation, making more than two million dollars off pandemic “consulting.”

BONUS BIDEN: Not a cheap date...

The Pentagon revealed Monday that the cost to American taxpayers of having thousands of National Guard members in the nation’s capital is an estimated $483 million.

I'm from the government...

...I'm here to rob you...

"Workers with the City of Toronto's tree maintenance crews do just three and a half hours of productive work per day, according to the city's latest auditor general report."

You think all the other municipal workers aren't similarly screwin' the pooch? 

 And just down the road...

"A community in Pickering is expressing anger after a skating pond they say they've enjoyed for decades was suddenly destroyed without notice this week."

TORONTO: Homicides #7 & 8/2021

Dead dude #2 in one night...

A man has been pronounced dead following a shooting in Scarborough’s Lawrence Avenue East and Pharmacy Avenue area.

Still... I suppose it could be worse. 

 Much, much worse.

UPDATE: Identified as Cam-Thanh Tat, 62, of Toronto

UPDATE2: Minor arrested for murder of Cam-Thanh Tat

"A man has died in hospital after he was shot while in a vehicle at Lawrence Avenue West and Sage Avenue in the west end, Toronto police say."

UPDATE3:

Investigators say Michael Opong Berchie, 23, was sitting in a vehicle with one other occupant when the car was struck by multiple bullets.

AND YET ANOTHER:  Homicide #7/2021

A man has died in a Scarborough shooting, near a strip plaza in the Lawrence-Pharmacy Aves. area. "Death will be treated as suspicious," say Toronto Police.

He admires their "Basic Dictatorship"

What's a little genocide among friends?

"Canada is preparing to send its athletes to Beijing to compete but their Olympic Committee is cautioning them in advance to not say anything “controversial” that might upset the Chinese Communist Party."

Let's drill down a little......

OTTAWA – Despite the nearly 800-day arbitrary detention of two Canadians and a “genocide” of Uyghur Muslims in China, the Trudeau government is allowing the Canadian Olympic Committee to make the decision alone on participation in the 2022 Beijing Olympics.

RELATED: Where is Justin on actual Nazis?

“An individual complicit in the murder of thousands has been permitted to misuse Canada and its legal system as his safe haven rather than to face justice.”

I just don't get it

Why do Justin Trudeau & Bill Blair want my varmint rifle so badly...

MONTREAL • "A 15-year-old girl became Montreal’s latest homicide victim after she was shot to death early Sunday evening in a drive-by shooting in the borough of Saint-Léonard."

Isn't there someone else they could be looking at?  

UPDATE: Homicide #6/2021

Toronto Police said that on Sunday, Imran Immamdeen, 32, was arrested and charged with second-degree murder.

FROM THE FOLKS WHO BROUGHT YOU...

...the impregnable Maginot Line...

Since the height of the migrant crisis in 2015, Europe has taken in at least 210,000 alleged minor migrants. 

Mathieu Vasseur, a member of the prison guards union, stated that “eight out of ten foreign minors are in fact, adults. Adults that are often well into their twenties.”

NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED:

"Swedish dentist Bernt Herlitz revealed to authorities that after checking the molar teeth of hundreds of migrant children that 80% of the so-called children were actually adults."

"Herlitz was quickly fired and now may lose his home."

TORONTO: Homicide #6/2021

Yet again, no deer... not a single AR15...

Police have identified 21-year-old Abdulrahman Patel as the man shot to death in the parking lot of a commercial plaza at 5790 Sheppard Avenue East, near Gateforth Drive in Scarborough late on Saturday night.

"A number of people and vehicles of interest were seen fleeing the scene,” police said in a statement issued on Sunday.

UPDATE:  I'm sure it's a coincidence...

"About 10 minutes after that incident, police say a man in his 30s walked into a hospital in the city’s east end and appeared to be suffering from gunshot wounds."

IN OTHER #DIVERSITYSTRONGISTAN NEWS:

"Ahmed Al Farkh, 33, of Toronto, has been arrested and charged with the attempted murder of two Toronto Police officers."

REMEMBER BACK, YOU WERE A KID...

...and women were being slaughtered all over the place? 

Yeah, me neither...

A man was shot and killed by York Regional Police after a woman was found dead at the scene on Saturday afternoon.

Const. Laura Nicolle said when officers arrived, they also found two children and one other person injured.

Police do not believe the incident was random.

THE HORSES MOUTH:

"An interaction occurred between police and the suspect and the suspect is now deceased."

It's not a Justice System...

...it's a legal system...

Because of the charter breaches — including unreasonable search • the judge excluded the evidence seized by Ottawa police, which brought the case against Abdirahman Ali Farah to an abrupt halt.

That evidence included a loaded handgun and more than half a kilo of cocaine.

CHARTER MY BONEY WHITE ARSE!

According to the government, air passengers entering Canada will soon be required to take another COVID-19 test upon arrival and wait for the results — up to three days — [at their expense] in a designated hotel.

Passengers who test negative can leave and finish the rest of their 14-day quarantine at home.

Of course, not everybody goes to Camp Trudeau...

"Notice no reporting that 'Temporary' Foreign Workers are exempt from the new COVID restrictions and fines when entering Canada."

IN OTHER 'HANG THE LAWYERS' NEWS:

"A woman who murdered her four-year-old daughter is appealing Revenue Canada’s decision not to allow her the child tax benefit."

University of Wokiely-Dokiely embraces...

..."The Great Reset"...

"The University of Leicester announced in January its intentions to remove Chaucer’s The Canterbury Tales and the Anglo-Saxon epic poem Beowolf — two seminal works of English literature.

It plans to replace them with courses focusing on sexuality, diversity, race, and ethnicity."

FROM THE COMMENTS:

"Go to the university, get a degree in construction of mud huts."

RELATED: Here's hoping they'll finally be able to... 

... break that "ribbed, lubricated latex ceiling."

President Grandad's concerted effort to...

..make new friends...

"A recent U.N. report said there was a "growing body" of evidence showing that the Iranian regime is sending weapons and weapons components to the Houthis -- including anti-tank guided missiles, sniper rifles and RPB launchers all with markings consistent with those made in Iran."

The Legend Grows

Gone but not forgotten...

"Legend has it that Ocasio-Cortez now haunts the halls of the Capitol, making loud bumps and noises in the night • though some claim that’s just because she sometimes gets the sheet on backward."

Joining OJ Simpson on the golf course...

...China promises to find the "Real Killer"...

"A growing chorus of Communist Party-approved Chinese scientists are demanding the World Health Organization (W.H.O.) send a team of investigators to find the origin of the Chinese coronavirus in America and Europe."

Meanwhile back at the Virus Ranch...

Sources say members of the "Special Pathogens Unit" at Canada's National Microbiology Laboratory were called to a meeting on Thursday and told that Dr. Xiangguo Qiu and her husband, Keding Cheng, will not be returning to work.

They were not given an explanation.

YOUR TAX DOLLARS, HIS FRIENDS

Bell lays off employees after receiving $123 million in federal wage subsidies. It was revealed just last month that a number of companies owned by the government of China had been among the recipients of CEWS benefits.

THE NEW CALIPHATE: IT'S HERE

Say goodbye to Europe as you know it...

Despite the decline, many EU members still experience population growth but this is due largely to mass migration. In Belgium, a report revealed that 90 per cent of the country’s population growth in 2019 was driven by immigration.

Come back, Mark Steyn... all is forgiven... let's revisit "America Alone." 

DENMARK FIGHTS BACK:

We must be careful that not too many people come to our country, otherwise our social cohesion cannot exist. It is already being challenged." — Danish Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen.

Toronto Cops rounding up farmers...

...hunters and skeet sh... wait a minute...Why won't the government just go after gangbangers?

The Toronto Police Service arrested Samir Unoos, 23, of Toronto. He was found with a Glock 42 handgun, ammunition, cash, drugs and stolen licence plates.

I'm guessing ol' Samir is already out on bail.  

RELATED: In other irregular firearms enthusiasts news

LAST WORD:  It could always be worse

The number of homicides in France has nearly doubled in the last 20 years, with one criminologist stating that the country is undergoing an “epidemic” of murder cases.

OH LOOK... COVID CURES CANCER

There's a mounting tangible cost to KungFlu hysteria...

Across Canada, cancer diagnoses are down by around 16 per cent overall and as much as 25 per cent in some specific cancers.

"There is a group of patients sitting on silent cancers that have not yet been diagnosed,” said Dr. Sandeep Sehdev of The Ottawa Hospital Cancer Centre.

During the first wave of the pandemic, all but urgent surgeries and some treatments were delayed, leading to a backlog.  Many Canadian patients continue to face long waits for appointments, which has further delayed testing and possible diagnosis.

Justin Trudeau, Doug Ford and all the other spineless politicians are killing people... and you are complicit.

Greenie Prez Zhou Bie Den...

...excited about doing business with China...You gotta dance with the one what brung ya. 

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH:

"There is a level of admiration I actually have for China because their basic dictatorship is allowing them to actually turn their economy around on a dime and say 'we need to go green.'"  •  J. Trudeau

RELATED: President Fossil v. fossil fuels

The crusade against Keystone XL is a testament to the profound unseriousness of the environmentalist Left.

The symbolic victory of the pipeline’s cancellation will not have any measurable effect on the decarbonization of the U.S. economy.

Never a Social Worker around...

...when you really, really need one...

Police fired stun guns and a bean-bag round at a man who allegedly drew a knife to confront them while stealing valuables from cars parked in a downtown Toronto parking garage early on Wednesday morning.

In a news release, the SIU said that the suspect was in possession of a knife and threatening to harm himself when police first arrived.

So, what would have happened if someone going to their car had confronted this piece of shit? 

Your wife, you... your son or daughter?

I'm from the Government...

...I'll tell you what to think...

Public Safety Minister Bill Blair said that while freedom of speech and freedom of association remain rights, “there is a threshold” where it becomes terrorism. In line with the new label as terrorist entities, steps are also being taken to remove any online content from these entities.

How long before Bill Blair & Justin Trudeau declare Ezra Levant and Rebel News as a terrorist organization? 

And that's not a rhetorical question.  

THIS "THRESHOLD" DOESN'T INCLUDE COP-KILLERS: 

I'm so old, I remember the Mohawk insurgency...

• OTTAWA • Radical natives are listed in the Canadian army's counterinsurgency manual as a potential military opponent, lumping aboriginals in with the Tamil Tigers, Hezbollah and the Islamic Jihad.

Need an example?

Thirty-one year old Corporal Marcel Lemay of the Surete du Quebec was shot in the face and died a short while later, leaving behind a two-year-old daughter and his pregnant wife.

WHO'S ALSO NOT ON THE LIST?

Perhaps More Basketball Courts...

...isn't actually the answer...

"Three men were rushed to hospital after a shooting late Tuesday in Regent Park, Toronto Police say. Officers found a car in a parking lot near Oak and Sackville Sts. with bullet holes."

TIME TRAVEL WITH ME TO 2013:

"You can call these ridiculous buildings Toronto Community Housing if you want. They are nothing but subsidized drug fortresses."

No More Lies, Justin...

...just flash your tits and bat those pretty eyes... that's all anybody's expecting anymore...

"The timeline also calls into question whether domestic production will even be required, as the prime minister had already stated that there will be enough vaccines available for all Canadians by September."

#DiversityStrongistan: Gotta have priorities, right?

"Notice no reporting that “Temporary” Foreign Workers are exempt from the new COVID restrictions and fines when entering Canada."

"These rules only apply to Canadian citizens, even those working abroad and coming back into Canada."

If this really is a deadly pandemic, the Liberals are obviously trying to kill us.

New "Unicorns & Fairy Dust" approach...

...to law & order sure to be interesting...

“The intention is that these mental health professionals will be the first responders.”  Tory said he’ll be proposing a more ‘rapid timetable’ for deploying the program, along with a top-to-bottom review of the city’s 911 program.

IT'S ALL NON-VIOLENT UNTIL IT ISN'T:

Two Toronto Police officers were rushed to hospital via emergency run with serious, but non-life-threatening injuries after an altercation with a man with a knife Tuesday morning.

At some not-too-distant point...

...in the future... that societal rubber band is gonna snap back...

In addition to setting a single month record, the surge in background checks makes January 2021 record setting for the number of NICS checks witnessed during any month, period.

January 2021 comes on the heels of a record-setting 2020, wherein each month proved to be a record month for background checks.

The perils and inevitable downside...

...of ephemeral Genital-based Celebrity...

"Julie Payette Public School in Whitby, Ontario may be changing its name amid toxic workplace allegations against the disgraced former Governor General."

I mean, who could have possibly seen that com... sweet baby jebus!!!

Black Lives Matters, Portland...

...was apparently unavailable for comment...

Mayor Stan Pulliam of Sandy, Ore., says Portland is "starting to look like a completely different city" after recent riots in the area, which he claims are the result of calls to defund the police.

"This is defund the police," Pulliam said on "America’s Newsroom" on Monday. "This is a culture of criminality. This is what it looks like."

ALL HAIL THE GREAT RESET:

"Washington state police arrest 12 after homeless activists 'forcibly take over hotel' with knives, hatchets."

TORONTO: Homicide #5/2021

The Usual, well... you know...

Police have identified 20-year-old Hashim Omar Hashi as the man shot to death waiting to enter a North York parking garage on Sunday night.

UPDATE: Homicide #5/2021 

Totally targetted by two man hit team

Falstaff, Falstaff... that sounds so familiar.  

IF ONLY THERE WAS A LAW... WAIT...

"The Toronto Police Service is requesting the public’s assistance locating Ahmed Jamal, 21, of Toronto who is wanted for multiple offences in a firearms investigation."

More "Racist Shithole Where I Live" news

Black Lives Matter, Mogadishu was apparently unavailable for comment...

“So far three people, two of them civilians, and a security guard were confirmed dead, but the death toll could be higher,” said Mohamed Dahir a senior official with with the national security agency.

UPDATE:   I BLAME DONALD TRUMP!

Somali security forces have ended a terrorist siege on a popular hotel in the capital Mogadishu during which at least 17 people were killed, police said Monday.

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RESET:

STOCKHOLM—The Nobel Committee has announced they have nominated Black Lives Matter for the brand new Nobel "Mostly Peaceful" Prize for its hard work bringing attention to racism by burning down cities around the world.