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Hallowed be thy naughty bits..."
"If we recognize Wokeism as a religion, the fact that it has attracted fanatical adherents who engage in self-mutilation and self-punishment is not really surprising."
There are records of sainted women driving nails into their chests or burning their genitals with pork fat."
TIME TRAVEL WITH ME:"I'm just waiting for the Vampire-Canadian community to start demanding supplemental dental coverage and regular home deliveries of bags of blood."
GOTTA WATCH OUT FOR TRUE BELIEVERS:"BLM protest leader Cameron Williams fired From library for removing conservative books and burning them."