Quebec... one sick elderly woman dies and...

...the poutine hits the fan...

Try to imagine what would happen... if there was a real pandemic...

“If we needed proof of the gravity of the situation, we have it now,” a subdued-sounding Legault said at his daily media briefing on the evolution of the virus in Quebec.

Legault said the person who died was an elderly woman in a seniors’ residence from the Lanaudière region, north-east of Montreal, who was in poor health.

“We have right now only six people that need to be in our hospitals and we have 2,300 beds that are waiting in case we need to use them for the coronavirus,” he added.

This is the pattern, both here in Canada and abroad.

The folks who die are, in the main, octogenarians with pre-existing medical issues... but that won't stop the Prime Minstrel from driving the economy off the proverbial cliff.

Get a grip, people.

Virus updates from the "Cradle of Civili..."

...sweet baby jebus...

"A suspected coronavirus sufferer in Kenya, George Kotini Hezron was beaten by a group of youths armed with stones on his way home after visiting a bar in the village of Msambweni in Kwale County.
He later died in hospital."

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That's not a knife... this is a knife...

"The WHO's 2020 targets include reducing the number of people in Africa dying from HIV-related causes to fewer than 500,000. Based on current estimates, this provides an opportunity to prevent almost 300,000 deaths per year."

And Canada has what... 10 coronavirus deaths?

The Usual, well... you know

Toronto's "Irregular" firearms enthusiasts reap the whirlwind, yet again...

Toronto Senior Crown attorney Paul Kelly argued Aruran Suthukaran, 22, was aiming his firearm at Shakkil Shiyamalaraj who was set to fight Suthukaran’s buddy, Anik Stewart, outside a Scarborough bar.

Suthukaran fired at Shiyamalaraj but missed, striking Stewart in the head.

In other "Not a Shithole" News...

It makes as much sense as all the other argle-bargle politicians are throwing around...

"Baltimore Mayor Begs Residents To Stop Shooting Each Other So Hospital Beds Can Be Used For Coronavirus Patients."

That's an actual headline... not "The Onion."

It gets better... by which I mean worse...

"The prospect of departments announcing that certain crimes will not lead to arrest has caused alarm among some in the law enforcement community."

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RELATED: Let me say it again... Old...People... Die

"The average age of those who have died from the Chinese virus in Italy is 79.5."

Oh, yeah... one other small detail...

More than 99 percent of Italy’s coronavirus deaths have been people who were previously ill or had some type of pre-existing medical condition.

Old, sick people die more.

POP QUIZ: How many people on earth...

...die every day?Hey, Canada... you wanna declare a "War on Death"... maybe start here...

"Every day, on average, up to 4 Canadians are killed and many more are injured in alcohol and/or drug-related motor vehicle crashes on public roads."

You can shove Justin's "#KungFlu" up your bunghole.

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RELATED: And the RCMP will carry your bags...

Canada’s partial travel ban over COVID-19 will not stop asylum seekers from crossing into the country at unofficial entry points.

So, my home internet is down...

...and I'm sitting in the parking lot of a fast food outlet leaching off their internet connection.Not too much new to say about this insanity. On the strength of less than a dozen old people dying countrywide, Trudeau has decided to crash the economy by opening up the taxpayer taps to the tune of 100 billion dollars.

We'll be feeling the economic reverbrations of this particular political fiasco for decades.

I'd be curious to know if anyone has personal experience, (no hearsay pls) of anyone who actually has a confirmed case of Wuhan virus. I suspect it's all "Aunt Sally says."

Prove me wrong.

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RELATED: Don't take my word for it...

"At bottom, John Ioannidis, a respected epidemiologist at Stanford University's argument is the same as Dr. Jeremy Faust’s, who I’ve written about before.

"What if there are a ton more people walking around with asymptomatic COVID-19 than we realize? If there are then the death rate is far lower than we’re estimating."

"If in fact this virus is less deadly than the flu, do we actually want a coast-to-coast shutdown to contain it?"

Well, the political class and the media certainly do.

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LAST WORD: Fuck those epidemiologists... ask a celebrity

The Forrest Gump star provided his latest update via Instagram. “Hey folks. Good News: One week after testing Positive, in self-isolation, the symptoms are much the same."

"No fever but the blahs. Folding the laundry and doing the dishes leads to a nap on the couch,” the actor wrote.

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!

Well... maybe not...

"Dr. Oz appeared on Fox & Friends on Sunday morning and said something I hadn’t thought about before. He told the panel that many people have already had the coronavirus and didn’t know it because 80% of patients experience very subtle symptoms."

We've crashed the stock market and fucked up countless people's lives over a big fat nothingburger.

RELATED: Get a grip, you dumb bunnies...

More than 18,000 Americans have died from this season’s generic flu so far, according to the latest data from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

In 2018, the CDC estimated, there were 80,000 flu deaths. That’s against 19 coronavirus deaths so far, from about 470 cases.

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LAST WORD: Smell the "professional" journalism

Guess what, Canada?

OLD... PEOPLE... DIE...

VICTORIA - "British Columbia has recorded three more deaths from COVID-19, all of them stemming from a long-term care home in North Vancouver where the first death in Canada was reported."

"There has been a cluster of cases at the Lynn Valley Care Centre, where a man in his 80s with pre-existing health conditions died on March 8."

Let me just say that again... "a man in his 80s with pre-existing health conditions." And now three of his compadres? Or maybe this just isn't a primo, tier 1 facility. Did they autopsy these unfortunate octogenarians?

This isn't ebola, folks. Shit on a cracker... this isn't even the flu.

Bear with me here. There was an interview today on CBC Radio with Dr. Richard Schabas, former Chief Medical Officer for Hastings & Prince Edward counties.

When Dr. Schabas pointed out that 4,000 Canadians die every year from plain old generic flu, the CBC talking head immediately cut him off and segued to a more compliant bit with a Liberal politician.

You're being conned, people... bigtime.

Ask yourself... what other lies are they feeding me?

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LET ME REPEAT... OLD SICK PEOPLE DIE ALL THE TIME

Ontario has recorded the first death of someone who had contracted the coronavirus, although it’s not clear the person actually died as a result of the virus.

The 77-year-old man from Muskoka was a close contact of an existing case and had underlying medical conditions. His contraction of the COVID-19 virus was only discovered after his death.

Justin fixes the World...

...Episode 49...

"The government of Canada has formally notified the United Nations that Canada's laws will not be in compliance with a treaty meant to stop rich countries from shipping their hazardous waste to poor countries.

The federal government's request for a delay is the latest manifestation of a yawning gap between the Trudeau government's actions and its efforts to present itself as a leader on plastic waste and oceans."

Well, that doesn't sound good...

"Throughout the past year Canada opposed changes that would close the recycling loophole, despite heavy lobbying by environmental groups, including the Basel Action Network."

"It's an embarrassment for us," said Myra Hird, a professor of environmental studies at Queen's University and a fellow of the Royal Society of Canada. "Canada is very much behind the curve on this."

Remember, this is the guy who's gonna save you from the Wuhan virus.

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RELATED: But, but, but... that's Trumpish racism!

OTTAWA — "Prime Minister Justin Trudeau says Canada is now denying entry to nearly everyone who isn’t a Canadian citizen or permanent resident but Americans are exempt from that ban."

Commie-Pinko Californians...

...trade granola for Glocks during Woohoo crisis...

"According to the LA Times, the line of customers at the Martin B. Retting Gun Shop in Culver City stretched out the front door and around the block on Saturday."

"Many of those in line waited five hours for their opportunity to buy a gun."

How the sanctimonious have fallen.

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RELATED: You really want to save lives?

"Forget about 'assault' rifles... ban swimming pools."

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LAST WORD: Remember the "Farmer Bob Rifle Registry?"

The country that Justin admires most

"Nice continent you've got there... be a shame if something happened to it..."

An article in China’s state-run Xinhua news service last week threatened to impose restrictions on medical exports so the United States will be “plunged into the mighty sea of coronavirus.”

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RELATED: Who's laughing now?

"For those in the often-mocked “prepper” community, this is quickly becoming their 'I told you so' moment."

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LAST WORD: Now we're entering 'blatant farce' territory

"ISIS’ al-Naba newsletter contains 'sharia directives' urging its healthy members not to enter 'the land of the epidemic' to avoid becoming infected."

Meanwhile, back in #DiversityStrongistan

Theepa Seevaratnam, 38, • one of two women shot near Brimley Rd. and Sheppard Ave. E., on Friday • has been identified as the city’s latest murder victim.

Investigators are looking for a black man, about 5-foot-10, with a medium build and short hair.

Homicide #13

And remember, for every cold dead one, there's a bunch of survivors...

"Police say that a 20-year-old man is expected to survive after he was shot at an apartment building on Rowena Drive near Victoria Park Avenue early Sunday morning."

But wait... there's more...

"A 43-year-old man, Birchfield Matthews, of Toronto is dead after a stabbing in the city’s west end in the Dufferin Street and Eglinton Avenue area. Kenroy Samuel, 29, of Toronto has been charged with second-degree murder."

"It happened at an apartment on Northcliffe Boulevard shortly after 6 a.m. early Sunday morning."

And one more...

"A police investigation is underway after a man was stabbed multiple times outside a bar near Kingston and Galloway roads in Scarborough’s West Hill neighbourhood overnight."

Make that two more...

Toronto police said they were called to the area of Bellamy Road South and Adanac Drive at around 7 p.m. after they received a report that a man had been stabbed with a sword.

Scarborough, Scarborough... that sounds so familiar...

"How did boring, white-bread Scarberia become Scarlem — a mess of street gangs, firebombings and stabbings?"

That's not me, folks... that's Toronto Life magazine.

REAPING THE WHIRLWIND:

In an astonishing statement to the New York Times in 2015, Justin Trudeau declared, "There is no core identity, no mainstream in Canada," and consequently that "makes us the first post-national state."

That's certainly news in my quiet, murderless, quaintly homogeneous neck of the woods.

More third world, well... you know

I'll say this for Africa... there's no immigration backlogs...

Buyelekhaya Dalindyebo, the nephew of the late Nelson Mandela – who happens to be a South African king – was arrested after allegedly going on an ax rampage in the Thembu royal palace, searching for his son, the regent, BBC reports claim.

Making "Game of Thrones" look like a strawberry social.

Dalindyebo’s son, Azensthi Zanelizwe Dalindyebo, had been acting as king whilE his father was serving a 12-year prison sentence for kidnapping, assault, and arson.

Mandela, Mandela... that sounds so familiar...

Make a man a fire and you'll warm him for an hour, but...
you set a man on fire...

"The opera's narrative includes Ms. Mandela's controversial endorsement of the practice of necklacing — filling car tires with gasoline, putting them around the necks of police informers and setting them alight — but stops in 1986 before the death of Stompie Moeketsi, a supposed informer."

THE MIRACLE OF SOUTH AFRICA:

"As if a public health crisis isn't enough, Nelson Mandela's post-apartheid dream state also has a homicide rate that would stupefy Heinrich Himmler. Incredibly, it actually declined to around 18,000 homicides between March 2004 and April 2005."

Smell the "professional" journalism

Thunder Bay, ON - When the police jaws closed, Project Trapper had resulted in 46 arrests, with almost half of them known GTA gang members, and the seizure of almost $270,000 worth of street drugs.

It ran the gamut — cocaine, crack, fentanyl, fentanyl pills, methamphetamine, oxycodone and 123 cartons of contraband cigarettes.

The currency seized totalled more than $131,000.

Bono's a little shy about naming names... let's ask someone in Thunder Bay...

Jaheim Lamar BARRINER, 18, of Toronto

Amon CHHETRI, 20, of Toronto

Udomsak KHOTCHARAT, 21, of Toronto

I'm no "professional" reporter, but that smells like a clue. Let's have the rest of those 46 names.

Maybe prepping for a huge disaster...

...isn't such a bad idea after all...

"And then Joe shuffles off to watch Matlock while rambling on about estuaries and international species."

Oh, it gets better...

“What the hell is that?” asked Biden, as he appeared to become unnerved by the sound of his own phone ringing.

The Usual, well... you know

Everybody wants to be a gangsta...Just another sunny day in the "snitches get stitches" community...

Three members of the 3C gang who gunned down an innocent man walking on their rival gang’s turf were found guilty of first-degree murder Friday.

Trevaughan Miller and Abdullahi Mohamed, both 24, were the two shooters who fatally ambushed electrical engineer Nnamdi Ogba as he strolled to his car on March 16, 2018 in the Scarlett Rd.-Lawrence Ave. W. area.

The 3Cs are an alliance of the Trethewey Crip Gangsters, Queens Drive Crips and Martha Eaton Way gangs.

The two gunmen, plus getaway car driver Abdirahman Islow, 29, were convicted of first-degree murder and automatically started serving their life sentences without chance of parole for 25 years.

HAVE GUN WILL TRAVEL:

Investigators now believe the murder of Rohan Rose earlier this month in Toronto is linked to a shooting victim discovered near Collingwood on the same day.

THE HITS JUST KEEP ON COMING:

"Much like professional basketball, urban homicide is a bit of a monoculture."

On Thursday, March 12, 2020, Toronto Police Homicide arrested Saaid "Postman" Mohiadin, 29, of Toronto.

He has been charged with one count of First-Degree Murder.

Black Lives Matters Toronto was apparently unavailable for comment.

You bought a skidload of toilet paper?

Trust me... your actual problem is not coronavirus...

"This is an example of 'zero risk bias,' in which people prefer to try to eliminate one type of possibly superficial risk entirely rather than do something that would reduce their total risk by a greater amount."

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RELATED: Math is hard...

2020 Flu - 22,000 - Wuhan Virus - 41

The US economy plunged 8,351 points this month over the coronavirus news and 41 confirmed deaths. At the same time there have been 222,000 confirmed flu cases from testing in the US this season.

There were 144 children who died from the flu this season.

This chart comes from the CDC.

FROM THE COMMENTS:

"Carl from The Walking Dead buys a mainframe."

More like "Enhanced Bullshit"

Just another story you're not gonna hear on Canada's National Broadcaster...Shshhhhh... it's a secret.

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RELATED: Cranky Old Commie goes "full retard"...

Sen. Bernie Sanders, I-Vt., warned on Thursday that the potential deaths and economic impacts of the coronavirus were "on a scale of a major war."

The number of casualties may actually be even higher than what the armed forces experienced in World War II.

So it seems the "Chicks with Dicks"...

...are coming home to roost...

A woman in London named Keira Bell has brought a lawsuit against a National Health Service (NHS) “gender clinic” for allowing her to “transition” to being a male when she was an underage teenager.

She was just sixteen years old when she went to the clinic for gender dysphoria treatment.

MEANWHILE, IN OTHER PENIS RELATED NEWS:

"He explained using a soldering gun in the process in order 'to kill off the bacteria with heat'. The man considered himself an expert in circumcisions."

This particular complex is known as...

...the "Drive Thru"...

Police say a 27-year-old man is fighting for his life in hospital after he was ambushed by three gunmen in the lobby of a North York apartment tower and shot multiple times Friday.

A Toronto police duty inspector said emergency crews were called to 40 Falstaff Avenue, near Jane Street and Highway 401, at 3:26 a.m. for a report of a shooting.

No surprises here... I'm surprised it made the news.

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RELATED: Cops rule out 50% of T-dot suspects

Those darned "men"...

"Police are searching for a suspect who allegedly knocked on the door of a home on Suzy Street, west of Kipling Avenue, early Friday and then shot the 60-year-old woman who opened it," Duty Inspt. Mandeep Mann said.

And over in #DiversityStrongistan Scarborough...

Toronto police say a person has died and another is in hospital after a shooting Friday morning at Sheppard Avenue East and Brimley Road.

Toronto Paramedics told Global News that two adults were taken to hospital, where one was pronounced dead.

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LAST WORD: Come for the guacamole...

...stay for the gunfight

I'm still waiting on...

..."National Highland Clearances Week"...

"The legislation to create a “Sikh genocide week,” introduced by the MPP brother of federal New Democratic Party Leader Jagmeet Singh, marks riots in 1984 that saw thousands of Sikhs killed in New Delhi and elsewhere in India."

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WELCOME TO JUSTIN'S DIVERSITY STRONGISTAN:

Sikh Genocide Week? The highlight of which will be... what... "Stab a Hindu" Day?"

Gurratan Singh... that sounds so familiar...

"There was no ambiguity over how Gurratan Singh, NDP candidate in Brampton East felt about Toronto Police."

Sounds like the kind of "progressive" who likes to settle his beefs outside the law.

Toilet paper? Seriously?

That's what you're worried about?

"I envisaged the End of Days to be more exciting than starving to death trapped in your own house while wiping your bum on a sock."

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RELATED: Ask a Muslim...

People can survive 3 weeks without food, 3 days without water, 3 minutes without oxygen and 85 years without toilet paper.

Remember... you've gotta have priorities...

"The Advertising Standards Authority received 163 complaints from viewers after the ad debuted on television, a spokesperson confirmed to Fox News. The commercial, called "Piano," showed multiple people licking their fingers while eating in public places."

Perhaps it is time to thin the herd.

Cherrypicking your disaster

Remember... Orange Man Bad...

"What these people and all the others in their dismal train have forgotten completely is that, in 2009, it took 10,000 American deaths before Obama did anything about H1N1."

"In 2020, with Trump, not Obama, in the White House and fewer than three dozen American deaths, this same pack of baying morons is howling that Trump is an abject failure."

Nota Bene:

"The President confirmed the United Kingdom and Ireland will not be included in the 30-day travel ban."

IN OTHER HARM REDUCTION MEASURES NEWS:

"Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and his wife Sophie Gregoire Trudeau are in self-isolation after she began showing mild flu-like symptoms after returning from a trip to London, England."

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COMPARE AND CONTRAST:

Canada • 1 Wuhan Virus death so far

You ever wonder why nobody sheds a single tear for the 1200 Canadians killed every year working on the family farm?

Black Lives Matters, Toronto was...

...unavailable for comment...

The incident happened around 1:45 a.m. at a residence on Persimmon Court, in the Renforth Dr. and Eglinton Ave. area. Two men armed with at least one handgun broke in and confronted the three people inside the home.

The men are described as black, wearing hoodies and covering their faces. They are considered armed and dangerous.

Meanwhile, Justin Trudeau & Bill Blair are still looking to confiscate legally owned and registered rifles from law-abiding citizens.

And...

Emergency crews were called to Dufferin Street just north of St. Clair Avenue West at around 1:30 a.m. for reports of a shooting. There is limited information on suspects but that three men were seen fleeing the scene.

Quid Pro Joe... the gift that...

...keeps on giving...

"Former Vice President Joe Biden got into a heated and profanity-laced argument with a worker at a Fiat-Chrysler auto plant in Detroit on Tuesday."

Is he senile, or just a bad liar?

"In fact, Biden attended Syracuse law school on a half-scholarship and graduated near the bottom on his class."

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RELATED: Behold the Democrats... misogyny personified...

"Tulsi Gabbard – the last remaining woman in the Democrats’ presidential race – has been shut out of the party’s next debate with a rule change that makes it mathematically impossible for her to claim a spot."

Farmers, hunters and skeet shooters...

...still baffled by Justin Trudope's war on legally owned and registered firearms. Meanwhile, let's just call this one a boon to the larger law-abiding field of folk...

A 'former' member of the Crips, Jahmal Thomas, 39, of Brantford, had a lengthy criminal record for weapons, armed robbery and a potpourri of other crimes.

At the time of his death, he was living in a Brantford half-way house.

Cops are still seeking witnesses to the murders, they are describing as 'unacceptable'.

As opposed to those "do what ya gotta do" murders, I guess.

And, just down the road...

"Peel Regional Police have issued an arrest warrant for 18-year-old man wanted in connection to a shooting on a bus in Brampton late last week."

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RELATED: No gun... no problem...

"Durham Regional Police are trying to identify a suspect after video captured a tow truck being set on fire in Ajax."

Droit Du Seigneur

Prince Andrew has “completely shut the door on voluntary cooperation” with federal prosecutors in New York who are investigating Jeffrey Epstein, U.S. Attorney Geoff Berman said Monday.

Prince Andrew's barrister and Buckingham Palace declined to comment.

No, Stevie... you contracted hepatitis C...

...because you're a knucklehead criminal junkie...

Denying drug-addicted prisoners access to clean syringes deprives them of essential health care, which is a violation of their constitutional rights, an Ontario court heard on Friday.

Correctional authorities have to date rolled out the needle-exchange program in nine of 43 federal prisons.

Here's some convict logic...

“I contracted hepatitis C because sterile injection equipment was not available,” Simons said in an interview outside court.

Ah, yes... the constitutional right to put poison in your veins.

LET THE GOOD TIMES FLOW:

"Exeter University economics lecturer is branded transphobic by LGBT and feminist students after tweeting ‘only females menstruate’ in response to user who claimed otherwise."

If only we had some Superwomyn...

...who was willing to step up and shoulder that burden...

"Obviously, I’d like to keep that moving, and actually have it happen in this election that 'someone' would be the first woman vice president," she added.

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RELATED: Running on her record?

“Evan, hold on, can you fact check?” CNN anchor Brooke Baldwin asked.

“Evan Perez? Hammers? Fact check that for me, on the fly.”

Perez replied that, indeed, Hillary Clinton’s aides really had smashed up her phones.

How far will the lunatic left go...

...in their quest to defeat Trump?

"Stop. Pause. He can't be President ... listen, we cannot play any games here."

"Folks, this is a really old man. Who can't talk."

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RELATED: An O'Biden Bama Democrat

The Usual, well... you know...

Two dead, two others down...

"The suspect is described as a black man in his 30s, about five-foot-10 tall, with a thin build and short braided hair," said Det. Sgt. Steve Bereziuk.

Bereziuk said he does not know why the bar was open at 5 a.m. and why it was serving alcohol at the time.

It's apparently Steve's first day on the job.

UPDATE: Two murdered identified

Jahmal Thomas, 39, of Brantford, and Rhonda Homsombath, 25.

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COMPARE AND CONTRAST: CBC, whitewashing the news...

"The suspect is is described as a thin, five-foot-ten-inch tall man in his 30s with short, braided hair."

Those darned "thin men" are at it again.

FROM THE COMMENTS:

A billion here, a billion there... pretty soon you're talkin' real scratch...

"Free dental too??? I don’t get free dental and I’ve been paying into this system all my adult life."

I'm simply gobsmacked... I can't even get a family doctor...But, don't worry, say the Liberals... there's a 20 year time limit on this taxpayer largesse...

“I truly believe the general public is unaware of this.” said the whistleblower. “I was shocked when I learned about it, that we as taxpayers are paying for this kind of coverage, and for that amount of time.”

This really shouldn't surprise anyone... Justin's Libranos had to game the system to get these folks into the country...

"The report said that to meet Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s election campaign promise to bring in 25,000 Syrian refugees by the end of 2015, changes were made to the screening process."

"The screening period was shortened to 96 hours from 30 days, for example."

Hey, I'm sure Canada only picks the good ones...

Over half (62%) of all of the young migrant men from Somalia, Lebanon, and Morocco living in Denmark have been convicted of at least one crime before the age of 30, says Danish Ministry of Justice.

Danish Justice Minister Søren Pape Poulsen said the data “clearly shows that there is a big problem with criminal foreigners that we should not have in our society”.

"Much like professional basketball..."

..."pimping is a bit of a monoculture"...

"The Human Trafficking Enforcement Team, with the assistance of the Emergency Task Force, 11 Division and 43 Division officers, located and arrested Jamaal Koehler, 25, of Toronto."

Apparently, it's "a strong industry" with "lots of customers."

Up until recently, nobody even cared...

"A former Toronto man, Imani Nakpamgi, 25, who made more than $400,000 selling two young girls for sex has pleaded guilty to two counts of human trafficking."

"Police believe it's one of the first human trafficking convictions since legislation was enacted in November 2005."

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RELATED: Scary Mennonite Holdup Gang...

...wait a minute...

Toronto police have arrested five teenage boys, who were armed with handguns, in connection with the robbery of three Etobicoke pharmacies and a separate burglary at Yorkdale Mall on Friday.

Business as usual in #DiversityStrongistan...

One person has been seriously injured in a shooting in North York at Weston and Bradstock roads, north of Sheppard Avenue on Friday evening.

The Man Who Would Be King

There's a reason we don't have 80 year old Air Traffic Controllers...Oh, it gets better...

“We hold these truths to be self-evident. All men and women are created, by the, you know, you know the thing,” Biden said.

They do this to each other...

...whaddaya think they'll do to your infidel arse...

KABUL — The first shots were heard before noon Friday, quickly followed by explosions at the site of a gathering of hundreds in western Kabul. Within hours, 32 people were dead and dozens wounded, according to a government spokesman.

The country is deeply divided by disputed election results, and the government is grappling with upcoming peace negotiations with the Taliban.

Oh, it's simpler than that...

The reason that ISIS exists is the same reason that Syria can’t be fixed. ISIS didn’t get so big because Muslims are angry about our foreign policy. It got huge because Sunni Muslims hate Shiite Muslims."

And they're not too keen on the fairer sex, either...

ISLAMABAD (Reuters) • Islamists pelted campaigners with stones, shoes and sticks as they marched through Pakistan’s capital on Sunday to mark International Women’s Day.

Well, Canada elected a handsy ski-bum...

...who likes to dress up in blackface...It's worse than you might think...

"We have now before us three candidates divided by ideology, but united in dotage. All three white men were born in the 1940s, before the invention of Velcro and the independence of India and Israel."

"Amazingly, each is currently older than any of the past three U.S. presidents."

We're gonna have to rename this one...

...to "Platinum Alert"...

The news comes hours after Toronto Police revealed 14-year-old Shammah Jolayemi’s abduction was retribution for an unpaid drug debt owed by his half brother, Olalekan Osikoya.

Supt. Steven Watts said the deal in question involves 92 kg of cocaine with an approximate value of $4-million.

The suspects are described as men between 18 and 22 years old, who were wearing bandanas and black jackets.

Those darned Toronto men.

RELATED: You're predator... or you're prey...

New York City police have released "sickening" surveillance video that captured a vicious street corner mugging. “A 15-year-old female was approached by a group of individuals, and was punched and kicked to the ground and had her property removed,” police said Friday.

Our modern world.

Timing? What timing?

Justin Trudeau hasn't met a "peace pipe" he wouldn't blissfully wrap his lips around...

OTTAWA — The federal cabinet has approved an agreement that will see Canada pay nearly $240 million in compensation to the Mohawks of Akwesasne to settle a land claim.

Akwesasne, Akwesasne... that sounds so familiar...

"A massive police raid at three different Mohawk reserves in Quebec Wednesday morning netted $2.5 million in cash and a large firearms cache, including three grenade launchers."

Well, for one thing, there's...

...that whole inexplicable "Arkancide" phenomena...

“As journalists, you have to ask yourself, why are people not delving into this? Why are we not looking into what exactly happened? This story isn’t about right or left, Republican or Democrat, it’s about right and wrong and journalism."

Sign said that his family has received death threats for telling the story.

BONUS BILL:

"Bill Clinton reveals in Hillary Hulu doc that he had oral sex with Monica Lewinsky to ease pressures of the job."

The cigar thing was "just for shits and giggles" he added.

Lyndon Johnson said it best...

"You know the difference between cannibals and liberals? Cannibals only eat their enemies."

Hollywood director Spike Lee took to Instagram to attack a group of black Donald Trump supporters, essentially comparing them to house slaves.

“Massa, We Love You, Massa. We Gonna Pray Fo’ You Massa”. Singing- “Swing Low, Sweet Chariot,” Lee wrote, smearing the Trump supporters with racial language; “massa” being how some slaves referred to slave masters.

Spike Lee, Spike Lee... that sounds so familiar.

What do women really want?

Apparently... less soy, more boy...

"While it was attraction-at-first sight with Ian, his closet full of feminine gear put a tiny dent in his desirability from the very beginning of our relationship.

Not enough to stop me from acting on my huge crush, but enough to notice there was an unexpected disconnect between what I thought I was OK with a man wearing, and what I actually found appealing on his body."

Stand by for another episode of...

..."Justin fixes the World"...

The Trudeau government might be promising to crack down on civilian guns owners with increased paperwork and tougher storage laws, but it turns out the feds can’t even keep track of their own guns.

Researcher Dennis Young discovered through access to information documents that between 2005 and 2019, 640 firearms were reported lost and 173 were reported stolen by the government.

Justin's latest boogeyman is "Assault style" military weapons.

What's next... "Country style Donuts?"

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RELATED: How long have the Libranos...

...been singing this tired old song?

And the sad truth of this situation is that you can't legislate sanity. What you could do though, is stop making up scary stories and exploiting a tragedy to win yourself some votes.

It's all relative, though... isn't it?

Remember back... you were a kid...

...and Security guards were absolutely everywhere?YEAH... ME NEITHER.

"Nothing says 'safe city' like the guarded wall of electronic security inside City Hall. Toronto’s municipal headquarters has become a gated fortress, thanks to $350,000 from taxpayers."

"So much for that safe-city spin. Not safe enough to have an open foyer at City Hall anymore."

And that's on top of the "diversity bollards" from 2017...

"Council did, however, approve new vehicle mitigation measures for Nathan Phillips Square during its meeting on Friday."

Hmmm... sounds like somebody is "building a wall."

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So Mike Harris actually had a "zero-tolerance for violence in schools" policy in place to cover exactly this type of situation... but the McSlippery Liberals repealed it back in 2007.

Because racism.

Homicide cops round up farmers...

...hunters and skeet... wait a minute...

Abdullahi Mohamed, who is accused of first-degree murder admitted in court Monday he is a gun-toting crack dealer but denied he was a gang member who fatally shot an innocent man because he was on enemy turf in a west-end Toronto housing complex.

Crown attorney Paul Zambonini replayed some of the surveillance video capturing the shooting and later the trio dancing, skipping and smiling in an elevator.

ASK A SLIMY TORONTO POLITICIAN:

“I think that kind of talk about sort of, you know, where this all arises from, or sort of who’s to blame, is not very constructive,” Toronto Mayor John Tory told reporters in Nathan Phillips Square.

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One person was rushed to hospital after an early-morning shooting at Pho Pasteur on Dundas Street just west of Spadina Avenue at around 3:50 a.m. in Chinatown.

Perpetually warring quasi Stone-age Tribe...

...exposes true origins of Wuhan virus...

"Iraqi Political Analyst Muhammad Sadeq Al-Hashemi: Coronavirus Is an American, Jewish Plot to Reduce World Population; Rothschilds Paid for the Annihilation of Native Americans and Scots"

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"My personal record down at Belleville General Emergency... is seven and a half hours with a sick, fevered child."

Toronto's infamous, inner city...

..."Cloak of Invisibility" killers strike yet again...

Toronto police were out on ordinary patrol around 2:30 a.m. on Monday, when they found the man at a bus stop in front of the Reactivation Care Centre near Church and Jane streets. The man, believed to be in his 20s, had been shot several times at close range and was pronounced dead at the scene.

Police said it appears the body was dumped from a dark-coloured vehicle that then fled the area.

UPDATE: The usual, well... you knowDeceased identified as Rohan Rose, 36

Homicide #13.

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RELATED: For every stiff, there's a survivor...

"A man in his 50s is in serious but non-life threatening condition following a stabbing at Shuter and Parliament streets just after 9:30 p.m."

So, what scares you the most...

...Bernie's bum ticker, or Joe Biden's failing brain?

Former Vice President Joe Biden, 77, is now the youngest male candidate in the Democrats’ presidential primary after former South Bend, Indiana, Mayor Pete Buttigieg dropped out of the race Sunday.

At 73 years old, President Donald Trump is younger than Biden by four years.

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"Last week, Vice President Joe Biden warned that more people would likely be raped and murdered if President Obama's jobs bill is not passed."

Oh, it gets better...

“What the hell is that?” asked Biden, as he appeared to become unnerved by the sound of his own phone ringing.

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LAST WORD: Never go peak Biden

“We hold these truths to be self-evident. All men and women are created, by the, you know, you know the thing,” Biden said.

As George Michael once famously said...

...♫ Ya gotta have faith ♫...

"Alarming videos show Iranians LICKING holy shrines in religious tradition as country's clerical hardliners refuse to close sites despite coronavirus outbreak."

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TRUST ME ON THIS ONE:

Being an atheist is less of a struggle than you might imagine.