"We have now before us three candidates divided by ideology, but united in dotage. All three white men were born in the 1940s, before the invention of Velcro and the independence of India and Israel."
"Amazingly, each is currently older than any of the past three U.S. presidents."
Well, Canada elected a handsy ski-bum...
...who likes to dress up in blackface...It's worse than you might think...