15 March 2020

More third world, well... you know

I'll say this for Africa... there's no immigration backlogs...insert alt text here
Buyelekhaya Dalindyebo, the nephew of the late Nelson Mandela – who happens to be a South African king – was arrested after allegedly going on an ax rampage in the Thembu royal palace, searching for his son, the regent, BBC reports claim.
Making "Game of Thrones" look like a strawberry social.
Dalindyebo’s son, Azensthi Zanelizwe Dalindyebo, had been acting as king whilE his father was serving a 12-year prison sentence for kidnapping, assault, and arson.
Mandela, Mandela... that sounds so familiar...

Make a man a fire and you'll warm him for an hour, but...
you set a man on fire...
"The opera's narrative includes Ms. Mandela's controversial endorsement of the practice of necklacing — filling car tires with gasoline, putting them around the necks of police informers and setting them alight — but stops in 1986 before the death of Stompie Moeketsi, a supposed informer."
THE MIRACLE OF SOUTH AFRICA:
"As if a public health crisis isn't enough, Nelson Mandela's post-apartheid dream state also has a homicide rate that would stupefy Heinrich Himmler. Incredibly, it actually declined to around 18,000 homicides between March 2004 and April 2005."