"I envisaged the End of Days to be more exciting than starving to death trapped in your own house while wiping your bum on a sock."**********
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People can survive 3 weeks without food, 3 days without water, 3 minutes without oxygen and 85 years without toilet paper.
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"The Advertising Standards Authority received 163 complaints from viewers after the ad debuted on television, a spokesperson confirmed to Fox News. The commercial, called "Piano," showed multiple people licking their fingers while eating in public places."Perhaps it is time to thin the herd.
