-- "Capitol Police surrounded a masked man reportedly carrying a firearm. He tells them where the gun is, and they pull out his badge. He's undercover law enforcement. Without disarming or handcuffing him, police extract him from the event." --Oh, trust me... it gets better.
BACKUP PREZ HAS WEIRD PRIORITIES:
-- "The vice president of the United States devoted her attention Saturday afternoon, not to the thousands of illegal immigrants packed into squalid conditions in Del Rio, Texas. Instead, she took the time to toss a coin at a college football game." --
