-- "Vice President Kamala Harris was being interviewed on The View on Friday when she compared Border Patrol agents on horseback to slavery-era overseers. The Biden Administration on Friday banned the use of horses at the US border by Customs and Border Patrol agents." --UPDATE: It's funny because it's true...
-- "The US Border Patrol are being issued Segways and pool noodles, which will be used to keep unruly immigrants in line as they flood across the Rio Grande." --
