22 August 2015

Mission Inexcusable

Something to think about the next time you're tempted to deploy the Nuremberg Defense...
seriously, you conficated the fartblaster

"In real life it doesn't do anything except make noise and apparently emit an odor that thankfully is said to be banana-scented."
How often is a toddler the smartest person in the room?


Anonymous said...

oldwhiteguy says.... a fart gun. my grandkids just love it.

Neo Conservative said...

i ask you, what three year old could resist a fart gun?

my son once showed up at an after school event with a bag of water pistols and the ensuing tsunami of small boys looking to get strapped could have knocked over a concrete barrier.

these security guards at airports are mostly minimum wage minions (pun intended) who, in actual tests, have been shown to routinely miss the dummy weapons and explosives placed in luggage.

but they got the fart gun.