10 November 2016

DEMography

The first thing we do... is burn the neighbourhood to the ground...

“We can’t just do rallies, we have to fight back,” said Lily, a Latina woman from Los Angeles. “There will be casualties on both sides. There will be, because people have to die to make a change in this world,” she continued.
Ah, yes... the old reliable fallback... the "Ferguson Defence."

Meanwhile, back at the ranch... I say we hire Mike Holmes to build us a really impressive wall...
Miley Cyrus swore she would move, emphasizing the fact that, “I don’t say things I don’t mean.” And of course, Lena Dunham was the most clear of all.
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UPDATE: Please don't encourage them...
"MILO says that this offer is genuine and he will indeed pay for Dunham’s one-way ticket to any Canadian destination of her choosing. Dunham has not yet responded to MILO’s extremely generous offer."
I'm just gonna hope PM-to-be Kevin O'Leary has a plan to deal with this imminent disaster.


2 comments:

Bill Elder said...

Milo made a safe offer, he knows she;ll never ove to Canada because there are no "Whataburgers" there.

Neo Conservative said...

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actor samuel l. jackson had said that if trump was elected, he was moving to south africa.

go check out the shitstorm on twitter as south africans freak out about their newest celebrity immigrant.

i suspect there may be a bit of a letdown in the shanty towns in the next few days.

cher covered her ass by saying she'd move to jupiter.

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