27 March 2007

The Party of Prohibition

-- "I'm from the government... I'm here to save you." --

Join us as Kate from Small Dead Animals tears Liberal Attorney General Michael Bryant a new asshole.

"This means that the law continues, which means no more pit bulls in Ontario," contends Michael Bryant. "No pit bulls sold, bred or imported into the province of Ontario.
Of course, that's not the whole story...
An Ontario Superior Court Justice has struck down parts of the province's controversial pitbull law.

The court ruled two key parts of the law, including the definition of what a pit bull is, are unconstitutional. And the jurist found using a veterinarian to prove a dog's breed also violates the law.
Kate replies...
However, like gun laws, breed bans do little more than punish the law abiding for the failures of the irresponsible.

For the creative, experiments in cross-breeding will always be two steps ahead of any legislative attempt to define "dangerous" on the basis of size, appearance or registry.

Give me an Australian Cattle dog, an Akita and a Silky Terrier, and I'll make you a 25 pound wolverine that answers to "Fido".

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6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bryant orders holocaust for Pitbulls!
(real conservative)

Neo Conservative said...

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well, it's nice to know there will never be another child in this province attacked by a dog.

thank you, michael bryant, you have saved us from the plague.

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Anonymous said...

However, like breed bans, drug laws do little more than punish the responsible users for the failures of the irresponsible.

For the creative, experiments in production, trafficking and consumption will always be two steps ahead of any legislative attempt to define "illegal" on the basis of toxicity or underlying components.

Neo Conservative said...

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"anon-y-mouse said... drug laws do little more than punish the responsible users for the failures of the irresponsible"

yeah, typical leftbot drivel.

take a walk along the seedy parts of queen st. in toronto, or the east side of vancouver... and talk to some of the toothless, prematurely old junkie whores... or watch emaciated people share a dirty needle in a garbage strewn alley... and then come back and talk to me, you genius.

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alan said...

Ha ha. Funny stuff.

I've change my MSN name to the "...wolverine that answers to "Fido" quote.

Bryant is a tool. It's a low-down dirty shame that he doesn't realize that there's more to his job than the Pit Bull file.

Anonymous said...

Insurance companies could fix this problem - make dog owners pay all the medical costs associated with an attack by their dog by getting insurance. The idiots who have no respect for their dogs probably couldn't afford to insure them.