09 March 2007

Where's PETA when you really...

Need them.
-- Mr Umoh, or Oga Bassey, as the "South Africans" fondly call him, says he has been selling dog meat since he completed a two-year apprenticeship in the business some 30 years ago.

He also eats the meat he sells.

"Eating dog meat gives you a special protection against the most potent juju," he claims, reeling off the benefits of dog meat.

"Dog meat also improves your sex life. And if you eat dog meat, you cannot be poisoned."
What I wanna' see is the brochure for the institute of higher learning that offers a "two-year apprenticeship" in fryin' up Fido.

Talkin' the talk...
404: A dog is also called 404 after the French-built Peugeot pick-up van, a tribute to a dog's ability to run fast

Headlights: A dish with the eyes of a dog as the most prominent component

Gear Box: Dog's liver, heart and kidneys (usually more expensive than ordinary meat)

Tyre: A dog's legs. Mr Umoh claims that eating a 'tyre' makes you a fast runner

Telephone: A dog's tail

Sentencing: The act of clubbing a dog to death rather than slaughtering it

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