13 August 2020

UPDATE: Stalwart Toronto Burgomeister...

...takes "official" position on public Chainsaw Battles...
"Toronto Mayor John Tory said on Tuesday that the city will be keeping a closer eye on Cherry Beach moving forward in light of the incident, which terrified dozens of innocent people who were simply out for exercise on the trails north of Cherry Beach Sunday morning."
So, rather than ajudicating or, gawds forbid... enforcing laws, the city of Toronto will be an interested spectator the next time the tree-felling tools come out.

Well, we wouldn't want to hurt anybody's feelings.

ALSO JOHN TORY: "People... what people?"
“I think that kind of talk about sort of, you know, where this all arises from, or sort of who’s to blame, is not very constructive.”