30 August 2020

The Lunatic Left

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The 4th dimensional walls of reality are threatening to collapse in on themselves,” said Sgt. Jean-Luc Branent, of the Montreal Police.

With this one statue no longer left to commemorate him, Prime Minister MacDonald has been permanently erased from the chronostream! He no longer appears in any of our history books, museums, films, or records, because he was never born!”

Run! Run for your lives from the quantum timequake,” screamed Branent as he outraced a shimmering wall of 4th dimensional energy unleashed by the felled statue.