06 August 2017

Those darned hosers...

...Toronto's beer-swillin', toque-wearin', Maple Leaf lovin' goofballs strike again...

Two Toronto men face two dozen charges in a shooting investigation that left a car riddled with bullet holes in the city’s Alexandra Park area last week. Kevin Pacheco, 18, faces 15 firearms-related charges, including discharging a firearm with intent to wound, reckless discharge of firearm and carrying a concealed weapon. A second suspect, Dravid Collis, 18, was also arrested and faces nine firearms-related charges.

Photos have not been released.
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Marley Dorphelus, 21, is facing a charge of attempted murder in connection with the shooting, police said.
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LAST WORD: Lipstick on a Pug...
"Driver and muscle for mob boss Frank Cotroni, one time inmate for 90 days after a bar fight, once ordered deported from Canada and eventual murder victim of a hired hitman in 2001."
Lemme see, the only real job this hang-around thug ever had in his life was beating the piss out of people... but he was a swell dad.

I'm looking forward to more of the Sun's ongoing series of "redemptive" articles. In fact, I say "go big, or go home."

How about... "Hitler... he loved his dog?"


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