27 February 2015

BREAKING: Toronto Police Advisory...

Don't let anyone get behind you...
Toronto police are warning the public to be cautious after a shooting in the area of Morecambe Gate and Victoria Park Avenue north of Finch Ave. The man was shot in the back, paramedics said.
The report seems to indicate this guy was waiting in a bus shelter and some random sociopath lit him up from behind.

Keep your head on a swivel... just like Iraq. Who exactly is it we're looking for? Sure thing, officer.

This oughta be interesting. Remember, though... crime is way down.