Remember... back in the day...

...somebody said something "disrespectful"... you'd whip out your illegal "Saturday Night Special" and blow him right out of his Air Jordans?Yeah, me neither.

Thank goodness the politicians have a solution handy.

City Hall is pondering a gun amnesty and local gangsters must be itching to trade their Glocks for grocery coupons.

Or, call me wacky... we could get the police to turn up the heat on illegal gangs & guns.

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UPDATE: It'll be at least as effective...

...as banning "black magic" in Malawi...Fwiw... the poll at CP24.com is currently running at 73% voting no.

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BREAKING: Amnesty my ass...

..."Cry havoc and turn loose the dogs of war"...

"A male is dead following a shooting at Yonge Street, just south of Eglinton Avenue, around 3 p.m., paramedics have confirmed."

"Two men were seen fleeing the area in a black vehicle. One male was last seen wearing a green construction vest, the other an orange construction vest."

The shooters are not the caucasian heirs to a Toronto realty dynasty... so no physical descriptions will be provided.

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BREAKING2: Ask Talk Radio... all balls, no PC bullshit

Police are now looking for two black men, one who was wearing a green construction vest, and the second man was wearing an orange construction vest.

Toronto Paramedics say the victim is a man around 30 years old.

Just the facts, ma'am. That's why it's called NEWS. No wonder television & print media are going down the crapper.