More to the point, how are they all so ridiculously & uniformly enthused about kitchen gadgets and camping equipment?
And then, there's this...

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"It is expected many of those landing on the Irish coast will have to be quarantined, as they are not a part of the European Union."Sorry, Jenan... not gonna happen.
Could "Departugal" or "Czechout" be next?
We can only hope.