And while we're at it, where do Sears and Canadian Tire get all those extremely attractive, ambiguously bi-racial folk they throw together in their ads to represent the typical contemporary "Canadian family... cos they're sure not living anywhere around here.
More to the point, how are they all so ridiculously & uniformly enthused about kitchen gadgets and camping equipment?
And then, there's this...Yup... Toronto, Ontario, Canada... KKK Central.
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"It is expected many of those landing on the Irish coast will have to be quarantined, as they are not a part of the European Union."Sorry, Jenan... not gonna happen.
Could "Departugal" or "Czechout" be next?
We can only hope.