17 June 2009

I'm still waiting for...

"Obama takes crap... wipes self, washes hands."
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FROM THE COMMENTS:

"Had Michaƫlle Jean done the same thing, would she have eaten its heart?"
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LAST WORD: Obama's 3am phone call

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15 comments:

Neo Conservative said...

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i swear i'm not making this up.

[full text follows]

WASHINGTON — Irritated by an omnipresent fly during a TV interview at the Executive Mansion Tuesday, President Barack Obama took matters into his own hands.

Said Obama to the persistent fly: “Get out of here.”

But it didn’t.

So Obama waited for the fly to settle, put his hand up and then smacked the fly dead in one try.

Without missing a beat, the president said to CNBC correspondent John Harwood: “Now, where were we?”

Well, maybe one more second to gloat.

Said Obama: “That was pretty impressive, wasn’t it? I got the sucker.”

The camera crew was still rolling in the East Room. Obama didn’t mind. He pointed to the vanquished insect on the ground and said, “You want to film that?”

CNBC did. That fly is history.


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Ben (The Tiger) said...

It was a pretty impressive kill...

Neo Conservative said...

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mrs neo, who has a more literary bent than myself... says this would be newsworthy, only if president mcdreamy had "killed seven at one blow".

hey... you can google it.

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Larry said...

Hey Neo
Check out Dust My Broom.

Neo Conservative said...

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larry... "eat its heart", indeed.

i just about pissed myself.

-- main post updated --

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Osumashi Kinyobe said...

Is there anybody- anybody at all- who does NOT fawn over this man? And no one feels ashamed of it. Every little gesture is immortalised. It's like America has been infiltrated with drooling schoolgirls and their crushes!
If only someone can focus on the loads of cash he is frittering away!

liberal supporter said...
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Larry said...

Sad little liberal supporter,
To quote Michaƫlle Jean - "Take from it what you will."

Philanthropist said...

He's my hero.

maryT said...

What will PETA say about his very inhumane action against a living insect.

Neo Conservative said...

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good ol' 'canadian cynic'... aka "liberal supporter"... one minute he's kissin' up... the next minute he challenges you to a duel.

'cos "real men" just like to "piss on people", right cc?

what a moron.

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maryT said...

Watched Greta on Fox yesterday, and guess what, she had a report that PETA had come out against the murder of said fly. I couldn't believe it.

Neo Conservative said...

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"maryt says... PETA had come out against the murder of said fly"

mary... it makes at least as much sense as the msm's near-orgasmic celebration of said presidential insecticide... a process i myself undertake, a dozen times, or more... every time i cut the freakin lawn.

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maryT said...

Hubby has flyswatters in every room, and still can't find one when needed. At least we don't have those big horse flys we had on the farm.

Neo Conservative said...

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hmmmm, that's curious... i wonder why this president mcdreamy story isn't getting any air time?

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