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LACKLAND AFB, TX — Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin has directed all branches of the military to step up diversity efforts when it comes to working dogs in canine units. For the first time, the military-- which has always favored German Shepherds in the past-- will admit other breeds such as Chihuahuas and Pomeranians.
"Why not Chihuahuas? Why not poodles? Bringing in more dog breeds will increase our diversity -- which is the greatest strength any military can have."
DOUBLING DOWN ON SUCCESS:“We believe the time to act is now. So today we are launching the War On Guns,” said Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi.
“History has shown over and over again that when you make something illegal that people stop trying to acquire it.”
