"It’s not yet clear why anyone in the apartment had a gun."Two words, dumbass... JANE... FINCH...
"A 17-year-old Toronto boy is now facing a list of charges, including unauthorized possession of a firearm, possession of a firearm knowing it is unauthorized, discharging firearm being reckless as to the life or safety of another person, aggravated assault, criminal negligence causing bodily harm, and [wait for it]... two counts of failing to comply with a release order."A CONCERNED YET CURIOUSLY ABSENT MOTHER:
"It's all unacceptable. No child should be in that situation."Well, Vanessa... if you're talking about a 14 year-old girl entertaining armed gentleman callers at 3am on a weekday... I'm right there with you.
FIDDLING WHILE TORONTO BURNS: You go, Justin
"Food fights are next."
