25 February 2021

THE ENDTIMES ARE APPROACHING

...and maybe that's as it should be...insert alt text here
Mr. Potato Head, the classic Hasbro toy who presumably lived the first 68 years of his life as a male tuber, will soon be rebranded with the gender-neutral "Potato Head" moniker.
"As part of the rebranding, Hasbro will release a new Potato Head playset that will let kids create their own type of families, including two moms or two dads."
Seriously... maybe the human race just isn't smart enough to continue living.