07 September 2020

"I knew it! I just knew it!"...

...screams triumphant Pelosi... "Now we've got him!!!"insert alt text here
WASHINGTON, D.C. • An anonymous report from anonymous sources confirmed without a doubt that Trump has punched a baby directly in the face, completely unprovoked.
It gets better... by which I mean worse...
"National Public Radio (NPR) conducted an interview on Sunday comparing President Donald Trump to Italian dictator Benito Mussolini and tied the president to the kind of conspiracy theories that led to the creation of the Ku Klux Klan."