13 July 2020

THE NEW NORMAL

Flying that friendly "Autonomous" zone...insert alt text here
"As reported in the Seattle Times, a fellow passenger, considerately wearing his mask, begins walking up the aisle of the Alaska Airlines Airbus A320 saying, 'I will kill everybody on this plane unless you accept Jesus was a black man.'"
Tackled by a [wait for it] off-duty police officer.

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH: Who needs cops?
Toronto police have charged James Felfoldi, 51, of Toronto, with kidnapping and and fail to comply with parole after Amber Johnson, 33, who was unconscious after an apparent drug overdose was allegedly abducted.

The alleged victim is still missing.