02 October 2015

Bacon makes everything better

"So what can you do to help? Use the hashtag #FreeTheBacon and tweet out a picture of your genitals immediately... What? What, we can't...?" Bacon continued before being cut off and discouraged by a voice offscreen.

"I'm being told that you should not do that. Really? Really? See, this is the problem, this is the problem right here!"

This is an issue of gender equality. Let me be on the show, come on! I'll play a naked wizard or something."