22 May 2011

Religious Zealots... never afraid to ask...

...the really hard questions...

-- Q: --

Isn't the world going to be totally collapsed after the Rapture?
-- A: --
When all the Christians on the planet disappear, there will certainly be massive confusion.

However, the majority of people will still be on earth, and communications will be their first priority to maintain.

Therefore, I believe it will not be a problem to coordinate activities to rescue and care for your pets.

UPDATE: Apocalypse Not
"By late afternoon, a small crowd had gathered in front of Camping's Oakland headquarters. There were atheists blowing up balloons in human form, which were released into the sky just after 6 p.m. in a mockery of the rapture."

"Someone played a CD of 'The End' by the Doors, amid much laughter."


don muntean said...

Would God leave our pets? I don't think so!

James Higham said...

You still here? I missed the cut too.

Neo Conservative said...

james... i'm afraid so.

perhaps there is a special place all of us unfortunate unbelievers will eventually be consigned.


Frances said...

We found ourself a patio while waiting. Still here, so we're not part of that particular set of 'elect'. Actually, we were wondering if - coincidentally - there would be an earthquake, however small, in California.

Anonymous said...

What is so telling about the psychological-terrorism now right here in the West is that many islamic Clerics and many Muslims in Iran also embrace the return of Jesus from the Quranic text.
Even a Toronto Cleric has opined on his Videos from 'Let The Quran Speak' TV show and he not only got away with gay-bashing about gays being evil and the enemies of islam....but he detailed how jesus would return and purge all the non-Muslims from Earth to bring about an islamic utopia with no more Wars.

Funny how the CBC and radio MSM outlets will never report these facts from the same Video i saw and the very own words form Muslim clerics.
They love to mock Christian's
(except Trudeau,Turner,Paul Martin,McGunity and other liberals) because it's safe but they don't dare piss-off the mentally unstable Jihadists ready to torch cars and riot.