31 May 2011

In other Democratic Egypt news...

Things are looking up, ladies... in the New Improved Egypt... they don't simply assume you're a prostitute... there's a field diagnostic...

"We didn't want them to say we had sexually assaulted or raped them, so we wanted to prove that they weren't virgins in the first place," the general said.

"None of them were virgins."

RELATED: Ask a "spiritual advisor"
The senior cleric was responding to a question from a follower regarding the difference between "martyr's death" and "suicide."

"When protecting Islam, the Muslim people depend on martyrdom operations. It not only is allowed, but even is an obligation," Mesbah wrote.


"Expert" Tom said...

So let me get this straight, according to the General, forcible sex is only rape if the girl is a virgin? Thank Obama the good guys won in Egypt, right? Right?

Neo Conservative said...

here in ontario... police officers have to receive separate training to be a certified breath-a-lyser operator.

you suppose there's a special cairo police college "virginity detector" course?