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The Liberal leader attended a Ukrainian commemorative ceremony and criticized the Tories' lack of action on money committed by the former Liberal government to commemorate the internment of Ukrainian Canadians during the First World War.Ooooh, ooooh, Steffi, Steff, over here... I've got a question...
Mr. Dion said they'd committed $12.5-million for educational outreach programs, but that money hasn't been issued since Prime Minister Stephen Harper and the Tories took power in 2006.
The last time I went to the Emergency Room, I ended up sitting on my ass in a huge room, full of very ill people... for seven hours... with a sick, fevered child.
So my question to you is... "Can you maybe hold off on promises of out and out bribery... at least until the health care system is off life-support?"
That'd work a little better for me.
UPDATE: Today's special... MORE PORK
To recognize Indo-Canadians' impressive entrepreneurial success in B.C., Dion promised a future Liberal government would erect an India Gate in both South Vancouver and Surrey, and offer an official apology for Canada's refusal to let hundreds of Indian immigrants into the country nearly 100 years ago.