President "On Golden Pond" set to...

...leave his warm, comfortable basement...

By his second day in office, that whirling dynamo that is Joe Biden will address the Wuhan virus crisis by reopening schools and businesses, something that’s suddenly safe to do now that Orange Man Bad has been removed from office.

He’s also going to do lots of unspecified things for people who are not white and for women (apparently the women can be white).

AMERICA'S NOT SO FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS:

“We hold these truths to be self-evident. All men and women are created, by the, you know, you know the thing,” Biden said.

WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM HIS FRIENDS:

Facebook said it would rely on its fact-checking partners to determine the story's legitimacy, but until then, it is taking steps to tamp down on its spread.

It's gonna be a long four years. 

LAST WORD: Shssshhhh... it's a secret...

"The Biden Institute, a policy research center at the University of Delaware founded by the incoming commander-in-chief, will not disclose its donors once Joe Biden becomes president, according to a new report."

UPDATE: Homicide #1/2021

Guled Mohamad, 24, of Toronto, is wanted for Second-Degree Murder.

He is believed to be armed and dangerous. If located, do not approach.

Call 9-1-1 immediately.

#DiversityStrongistan makes us... uh...

Mr Guled Mohamad shanked (allegedly) Mr Mohamed Jeylani.

Build a wall, top it with razor wire...

...and dot it with machine gun towers... and lay landmines...

Guatemala’s immigration spokesman Alejandra Mena told Reuters that there were approximately 6,500 Honduran migrants on the move.

Thousands crossed the country’s southern border on Saturday with an ultimate announced destination of the United States.

The new caravan reportedly embarked on Friday at about 4 a.m. from San Pedro Sula.

FROM THE COMMENTS:   Apparently I'm in good company...

"Try getting into CBC headquarters without a pass. They’re all for “border enforcement” for themselves."

That's 1.2 billion taxpayer dollars...

...straight down the identity politics toilet every year...

"Half the people I know who work at the CBC seem to be either replacing, or being replaced by, someone who’s on some kind of mental-health leave."

"No one even pretends that the place still exists to serve ordinary Canadians, so there is no longer any real metric for evaluating performance."

A story you're not gonna see...

...on the CBC...

"Experts observing Canadian politics underscore the fact that the development is not as simple as it looks."

The National Post did take a swing at this back in the day. 

RELATED:  I have a question... 

Does the GTA Sikh community oppose a proposed minimum wage law?

TIME TRAVEL WITH ME: Your Trudopian lie-caster...

And you just have to love that headline... "Man shot after Toronto traffic stop was ex-con"... clearly implying that he was shot simply for being "in the system."

What was wrong with... "Man shot after Toronto police officer stabbed in neck?"

LET THE HEALING BEGIN

Amazon has terminated its hosting contract with Parler, claiming that language users posted to the social media platform might “incite violence.”

The tech giant, however, hosts merchants on its own website selling products that many would say could incite violence, such as a t-shirt reading, “Kill All Republicans."

OH, IT GETS BETTER:

Rep. Ayanna Pressley (D-MA) undermined the message of “unity” from President-elect Joe Biden and Vice-President-elect Kamala Harris, saying there will be “no return to normal” for America in a message posted to social media Thursday.

THE FINAL COUNTDOWN:

“Violence” is speech when committed by Black Lives Matter, and “speech” is violence when it comes from Trumpers.

THE GREAT RESET:

...it's coming for you...

"Residents of the 17th district of Paris have threatened to take security matters into their own hands if the police and the government refuse to deal with growing criminality."

How bad is it really?

Yes, I AM going to violate Godwin’s Law:  The SS are banging on your door and you’re going... “Well, the Treaty of Versailles was pretty shitty.”

Shut.

Up.

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH:

Ottawa police have identified the victim of a shooting death in the city’s south end early Saturday as Mehdi El-Hajj Hassan, 20.

RELATED:  Who is the actual threat here?

Of Canada's two million "licensed" gun owners... 0.00555% used their firearm to murder someone.

On the other hand, in 2005, 64% of accused murderers had a prior criminal record, including 6% for homicide.

TEACH YOUR CHILDREN WELL

Let's get this war started... I'm not getting any younger...PUNISH ALL REPUBLICANS:

Harvard students are calling on the university to revoke the degrees of ANYONE who is affiliated with President Donald Trump.

The petition, entitled, “Revoke their Degrees,” specifically names Harvard graduates Rep. Dan Crenshaw (R-TX), Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX), and White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany, and refers to them as “violent actors.”

The petition was circulated by four students who attend Harvard’s Kennedy School of Government.

NOTA BENE WOKIES:

Crenshaw, Cruz, and McEnany are not under investigation for inciting violence at the Capitol.

If the lunatic left media (social & otherwise) can tar, feather and silence a sitting U.S. President... what do you think they can and will do to the peasantry... or anyone else they don't take a shine to?

AH, SCARBOROUGH... DON'T EVER CHANGE

Police responded to the area of Midland Avenue and Eglinton Avenue East after several callers reported hearing multiple gunshots and seeing cars fleeing the area around 8 p.m.

According to the SIU, police saw a vehicle of interest in the parking lot of Church’s Chicken and attempted to block it in. The vehicle then rammed into the police car.

One officer then fired his gun, injuring a 31-year-old man.

Did SmallDeadAnimals get Zucked?

 Can't seem to get through to SmallDeadAnimals.

Anybody?

KATE UPDATE: SDA is back up...

"The server that SDA is hosted on continues to be compromised by load problems, so I’m in discussion with the support people about an upgrade."

That's a relief... I thought PM Care Bear was trying to save us again.

So much bookburning...

...so little time...

“So, the team has a lot, and a lot of focus on this particular issue, but we also need to give them the space and the support to focus on the much bigger picture, because it is not going away.”

BEN SHAPIRO'S CAKE DAY

BONUS BEN:

I wish Ben would arrange for the American Petroleum Institute to give us a massive bribe.

Why are we lining Politico's pockets and not our own, Ben?

THIS IS NOT HOW YOU GRIFT.

First Murder of 2021: Toronto the Good

A man is dead after a stabbing in a Scarborough building near Eglinton and Midland avenues at around 5:10 p.m. Wednesday afternoon.

Police have only released a limited description of a suspect in the case so far.

He is described as a black male with long dark hair. He was last seen wearing all black clothing and a black bubble jacket.

HOMICIDE #1/2021: A reader writes...

The man has been identified as Mohamed Jeylani, 25, of Minnesota, USA.

RELATED:  Scarborough... that sounds so familiar...

"How did boring, white-bread Scarberia become Scarlem — a mess of street gangs, firebombings and stabbings?"

MEANWHILE, DOWN THE ROAD IN PICKERING:

The suspect vehicle is described as a silver or grey 2004-05 Dodge Caliber. The suspected shooter is described as a black man, 5-foot-9, wearing a black hoodie and black shorts.

MY OTHER BROTHER MOHAMED:

Police request the public's assistance locating a wanted man, Mohamed Wehelie, 35.

"Much like professional basketball"...

..."pimping is a bit of a monoculture"

Police have now charged Nathan Green, 24, of Wood Drive in Whitby, with offences including trafficking in persons by recruiting, deriving material benefit from sexual services and advertising sexual services.

FIRST THEY CAME FOR MR WHISKERS...

..and I said nothing...

"Award-winning British comedian Ricky Gervais's beloved cat, Pickles, has somehow also ran afoul of Twitter's guidelines and managed to get his account suspended."

Then they came for Trump. 

CAPITOL BUILDING RIOTERS REVEALED:

Mr. Mostofsky is a 34 year old registered Democrat and the son of a New York Judge. He is seen in the picture above dressed in fur, carrying a stick and wearing a bullet proof police vest he had stolen.

Mostofsky is standing beside the man who carried a Confederate flag into the event. This indicates they possibly knew each other and both appear to be outsiders and leftist demons plotting to smear Trump supporters.

Justin Trudeau isn't the only one...

...who admires their "basic dictatorship"...

 “Americans are so fucking dumb,” said PBS Principal Counsel Michael Beller, who was chatting with one of Project Veritas‘ undercover self-described guerilla journalists.

“You know most people are dumb.”

Beller also said that if “even if Biden wins, we go for all the Republican voters, Homeland Security will take their children away.”

UPDATE:  Who's the dummy now?

Michael Beller, the attorney in the Project Veritas expose, has been fired by NPR for hateful comments calling for the children of Trump supporters to be "put into re-eduation camps."

RELATED: Unlike Portland or Seattle...

Members of Congress arrived at Capitol Hill on Wednesday to see armed National Guard troops sleeping in the corridors of the building as House Speaker Nancy Pelosi prepares a vote to impeach President Donald Trump.

MUSIC THAT SOOTHES MENS SOULS

Minnesota, huh?  So much for securing the border...

According to Toronto Police Service Sgt. Rob North, Dayne Adrian Sitladeen has been wanted for first-degree murder in Toronto since May 14, 2019 in the shooting death of Blain Gerrado Grindley in Rexdale.

North said it is believed that Sitladeen was unemployed before the May 2019 shooting but was considered an up and coming rap music artist in Toronto.

"ASPIRING RAPPER" = KISS OF DEATH

"Alas, in much the same way that 7 year-old me was an aspiring cowboy... or costumed crimefighter... poor Joel will never get to live his dream."

LAST WORD: In other #DiversityStrongistan news...

"Toronto resident Otgonbayer Dunsel, 49, has been charged with dangerous weapons, two counts of aggravated assault, four counts of assault with a weapon and two counts of failing to comply with probation."

ONTARIO: MORE VAKZINE MACHT FREI

No word yet from Ontario Premier Doug Ford on where to pick up your sew-on yellow KungFlu badges...

“Effective Thursday, January 14, 2021 at 12:01 a.m., the government is issuing a stay-at-home order requiring everyone to remain at home."

RELATED: Ask Dr. Ari Joffe...

Emerging data has shown a staggering amount of so-called ‘collateral damage’ due to the lockdowns.

And Winston Churchill wept.

So how does it feel to have a...

...target on your back?

Five years ago, the media launched a campaign to define conservatives as “racists and white supremacists.”

Five days ago, they changed the terms to “seditionists and domestic terrorists.”

The first is to dehumanize the opposition; the second is to justify their repression.

LET'S SEE THE FLIPSIDE OF THAT COIN:

All mentions of “Sunni” and “Shia” extremism were also taken out of the annual report, along with section headings on both types of terrorism.

Time to revisit Capital Punishment

Why do politicians insist on warehousing brutal murderers on the public dime?

“TORONTO • In pushing Mr. Hayahara into the front of the subway as it entered the station, Mr. Reszetnik meant either to cause his death, or to cause him bodily harm that he knew was likely to cause his death and was reckless whether death ensued or not.”

Whoa, Matlock... pump the freakin' brakes. You say Reszetnik was "reckless"... because he pushed a man he'd never spoken to under the wheels of a train.  

How about we stow the flowery speech and simply put this evil fucker down?  And what say a referendum on Paul Bernardo & Russell Williams while we're at it?

RELATED: Need another reason?