-- "One person is in hospital following a shooting in the area of Warden and Finch avenues in Scarborough. No suspect descriptions have been released." --
And...
-- "One person has been transported to hospital following a stabbing in the Queen Street West area near Kensington Market on Sunday morning." --
Hey, Justin... here's our knife registry?
-- "A man was taken to hospital in critical condition after being stabbed on Sunday afternoon in Ville St-Laurent." --
The thing is...
we are all Torontonians now.