-- "Ezekiel Beckford, 29; Rebecca Favreau, 30; and Shakeem Devon Beckford, 30 — all of Courtice — face firearms charges." --No gun... no problem...
-- "Toronto Police are investigating a stabbing near Kingston and Waverly Roads, east of Woodbine Avenue in The Beaches that left one man injured on Tuesday afternoon." --But, but, but... Olivia said there would be social workers.