Sooner or later, I knew all that Teletubbies argle-bargle would come back to haunt us...
WASHINGTON, DC • Congressional Democrats have announced a proposal to abolish the police and replace them all with traveling bands of hippies singing John Lennon's classic song "Imagine."
"Our early research has been very promising," said Rayne Windflower, head of hippy research in the city of Minneapolis.
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"From Utopia to Sixth Army at Stalingrad in 48 hours. Impressive."
