15 March 2019

And they lived happily ever after...

...said no reasonable, rational person ever...insert alt text here
A high-trust, traditionally homogenous community with a deep civil society marked by thrift, industriousness, and openness, Minnesota seemed like the ideal place to locate an indigent Somali population now estimated at 100,000.
Hip, hip, hooray... diversity is our streng... sweet baby jebus...
A September 2015 report of the House Homeland Security Committee task force on combating terrorist and foreign-fighter travel revealed that Minnesota led all states in contributing foreign fighters to ISIS.
It gets better... by which I mean worse...
"WCCO also learned that when she approached the squad car, Officer Noor, the first Somali-American officer to work in Minneapolis’ 5th precinct reached across his partner in the driver’s seat, then shot and killed [slight, blonde, pyjama clad yoga teacher] Justine Damond."
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